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Glass Job

When you get a girl stumbling drunk, so she falls down with her beer bottle. The remaining shards of glass are still on her hand when she reaches into your pants to give you a friendly handshake.

Lucky for you, she's giving it rough anyway.
"I got her drunk so she would trade my Clefairy for her Machoke, but the plan backfired when she ended up giving me a glass job(for my Clefairy)."
by Rich and Andrew August 11, 2006
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Glass Cannon

Game Term. Refers to a class of vehicle or sometimes a unit that has very high attack strength and sometimes long range but generally poor defense and low health as a result.

The general strategy for them is to either destroy the enemy before being attacked or hides behind other, stronger ally units.
The artillery unit in that game is great. But it's a Glass Cannon, I only use it for defense.
by CommandoDude May 6, 2010
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Glasgow salad

The neds have Glasgow salad on the side of everything.
by C February 24, 2004
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Rapist Glasses

Large glasses, often with a bifocal, worn by Rapists. Can be accompanied by a pedophile beard and a public masturbator trench coat!
"did you watch the news tonight?"
"yeah, that guy is so guilty, he had those rapist glasses and everything!"
by brittyxx December 18, 2008
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Toucher Glasses

The kind of glasses that pedophiles and sex offenders can be seen wearing. They are generally large frames, with plastic or wire rims.
Jack: Woah, stay away from that guy, he's definitely wearing toucher glasses.
by Sarahcastic May 7, 2007
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Glasz

The most beautiful and magical color ever. It's a mix between blue, green, gray and a hint of yellow. When you know someone with Glasz eyes, their eyes seem to change colors from green, to blue, to gray.
Boy 1: Bro, I met this girl. She has the prettiest eyes

Boy 2: What color are they?

Boy 1: Glasz!

Boy 2: Damn bro, get some!
by EvershiftingHeart December 21, 2010
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glass sorter

a retarded person.
taken form the 80's/90's public service announcement willing us to preserve america's mentally and/or physically handicapped (there was a handicapped person standing in a feild of garbage saying "i sort glass, its my job, i was bad at first but now im good at it... dont throw me away.")

can also be used as an insult, tho will generally confuse those who hear it.
after seeing a friend mess something up "haha! nice one! way to be a glass sorter!"

"ahh geez.... i had to work with this glass sorter today... it was the pits!"
by Shinigami July 19, 2003
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