German Tabletop

The act of eating out a girls vagina, then snorting a line of coke up the belly and between their titties.

Did you hear? John Stewart pulled off a German Tabletop!

by Zak Kirkup March 9, 2021

German Firehose

When a man takes his penis and shoves it in his ass and urinates.

My nephew went to Germany and learned how to pee in his own butt. He said he had “firehole” from too many schnitzels and had to extinguish it by performing the “German Firehose”. Yummy mommy.

by Ronald The Second July 29, 2018

german refrigerator

When an ice cube is inserted into the human anus then is launched through flatulince into a mates mouth.

Honey do you want a Dutch over? No, but I've got a German refrigerator ready for you!

by The fridge is cold September 3, 2016

the Hoff and the Germans

David Hasselhoff was one of the artists who performed on the stage of the big party in Berlin, back in the days the berlin wall - and with it the iron curtain - felt. Since then, the Hoff is a cult icon in Germany.
His song "i am looking for freedom" is still asociated with this happening and its zeitgeist.
Most germans know that its trashy kitsch kult about him, they take it with a smile.
part its a little bit like that chuck norris thing, part it's the remember of the night the divided country became one nation again.

David Hasselhoff wore black leather and drove a speaking computer-car. He was like MADE for the German audience of '89.
thats the tale of the Hoff and the Germans

by Sugardaddy T February 25, 2008

german suplex

It's like this: you get behind the person, wrap your arms around his/her waist, and lift them over your head, sending them crashing to the floor.

Chris Benoit does the german suplex perfectly.

by Adrian September 4, 2005

German Gasmask

The art of resting ones testicles on the eyes of your partner and then farting in her mouth.

Do you really need an example for a German Gasmask?!?

by X4ndur August 9, 2006

German Cupcake

When one farts into their cupped hand, contains the odor by clasping their fingers shut over the fart, and then opens their cupped hand directly under a victims nose, holding it there until they are forced to inhale your fart directly through their nostrils.

I gave my wife, Susan, a German Cupcake during a spell of putrid chinese-food farts. She does not look at me anymore.

by Steve42456 March 20, 2008