Like watching snails fuck

When you're watching something thats so slow and boring, it's the equivalent of having to watch snails fuck.

I had to wait in line behind this old lady who paid for her groceries in pennies, I swear it was like watching snails fuck!

by potwo84 January 25, 2011

Bird watching

The act of checking out a guy’s bulge or visible penis line

Hey dude, Gray sweat pants season is coming...there’s gonna be a lot of bird watching going on with all that visible penis line walking around

by TrblMkr September 26, 2020

Shut your dangoranapa watching bi mf panties in a twist pressed no home disowned loan owned blue gnome brick phone ass up

A tweet to a reply of dangoranapa fan who hated on scott cawthon.

"Yo this dude really said Shut your dangoranapa watching bi mf panties in a twist pressed no home disowned loan owned blue gnome brick phone ass up lmao"

by Javalentinte July 3, 2021

Binge-Watching

Binge-Watching is when you watch TV shows, Movies or anything for a long time non-stop. This can be a sign of depression so If you have a family member or friend who binge watches, why don't you ask them to do an activity with you. Something that might lift their mood. Binge-Watching is probably always caused by boredom. In some situations, it could be because you want to fit in.

That's Binge-Watching in a nutshell whilst thinking outside of my big box.

Yesterday, Mike spent six hours Binge-Watching Gotham on Netflix.

by Kingsarwar06 May 7, 2019

Watching Andy Griffin

to masterbate. (Used by Martin Lawerence in "You So Crazy" when there was nothing on T.V. to watch except Andy Griffin. It describes the tendenacy of a male, who, when alone, will always reach his hands down his pants and play with himself.)

Phone rings
Martin: "Hello"
Friend: "Wassup dog! Whatcha doin'?"
Martin: "Nothing.....just sitting here..... watching andy griffin."

by Tre-Dog September 1, 2006

cock watching

Constantly watching the cock when someone goes pee pee.

Mr. Sandusky was cock watching Billy while he went to the bathroom.

by Holywood Hogan October 19, 2013

fachinga

Latin slang for a bitch's goodies.

I wanna stick my pinga in her fachinga.

by therealarod May 8, 2005