Furby

One of the scariest toys ever made. They wake up I'm the middle of the night and try to kill you, WITHOUT BATTERIES IN. They are demons and make the creepiest noises ever. Whatever they say, they're are not cute and don't want to be your friend! The only war to kill a furby is to stab it up the butt with a screwdriver.

"I bought a furby yesterday and put it on my dresser. It talked all night long, and when I woke up it was laying next to me and my arm was all bloody. I stabbed it with a screwdriver!"

by Jean-Marie Uebrick January 26, 2009

furpose

(noun) a fake purpose designed to remove an undesirable individual from your presence; can be disguised as a favor, a request for an item, a directive, an errand, a request to verify information, etc.; old and effective device used in office politics

Pepe: Hey Dave, where's Mac?

Dave: (snickers) I gave him a furpose

Pepe: Oh, he's out at the hardware store getting duct tape again?

Dave: You got it, Pepe!

Pepe: Can I send him out for WD-40 next time?

Dave: Why suuuuuuuuuuuuure!

by choirgirl August 27, 2009

furry tea cup

The furry tea cup is a euphemism for the vagina, evoking visceral images of cunnilingus.

The pun was inspired by surrealist Swiss artist Méret Elisabeth Oppenheim (1913-1985). It is literally a saucer and tea cup covered in the fur of a Chinese gazelle, a piece which became wildly popular. It can be found today on display at the Museum of Modern Art (MoMA) in New York.

Partially contributing to the contemporary trend of women shaving their pubic areas.

Frat Guy 1: "Hey bro, I totally went down on Hilary last night."

Frat Guy 2: "Yeah? How was it?"

Frat Guy 1: "She was super into it, all wet... but sorta hairy."

Frat Guy 2: "Oh, the old furry tea cup!"

Frat Guy 1: "Yeah, I'm still flossing out pubes this morning!"

by cemantix March 11, 2014

furryfandomphobia

The fear of furry fandom

Ashley could not go to sport games because she has a severe case of furryfandomphobia

by Me Professor Fluffsters October 26, 2019

Furry Barker

An extremely zesty fart. Known for its air thickening, pungent, and ripe, lingering aroma. As well as its signature calling card sound that’s reminiscent of a deep intestinal growl when released.

Dude I just dropped a furry barker you better clear out now. Damn bro I wondered wtf that growl was.

I could taste my own furry barker.

The dude in the stool was dropping some furry barkers.

by Dick Onchin October 14, 2020

Furryfurfuck

1. A piece of shit furry that likes yiff, fucking animals , Being a edp , ect

Furryfurfuck: Hey wanna fuck in fursuits?

You: Get away you retarded furryfurfuck

by Garfielddidntkillhimself April 3, 2022

Furryouso

No... it's not the fast and furious joke... there are different possibilities between the word and the meaning....

- It's a direct to call you a furry using "you so" as a reference at the end.

- A way of calling a rabid furry "furious"... but it will make more sense in Portuguese.. which would be like "furioso".

- A joke quoted at the beginning of the dictionary, probably the person behind the joke thought of it within 10 seconds.

Furry: STOP PLAYING AND PLAY SERIOUSLY!! I'M GETTING FURRYOUSO...

by FurwolfBarkker February 10, 2023