cognitive function

Brain power

"I got in a car wreck. Now I'm a vegetable."

"How are you typing? "

"Cognitive Function Bitch"

by Dick ThunderSword May 11, 2015

Mother function

The mathematical way of saying motherfucker, : An insult to a person's well being, or replacement word.

Forget this mother function test

by Kingdom forest March 27, 2017

functionally insane

A completely unreasonable person who constantly reacts with anger or any other extreme emotion when they do not get their way often over simple things "normal" individuals take in stride, but not insane enough to be placed in a home (due to frequency of occurences) but still causes enough misery and grief for themselves and others around them.

Melissa made us all uncomfortable when she kicked the walls and struck herself repeatedly when she learned a check she wrote bounced at the bank. A simple error drove her into a rage and we all believe she is functionally insane.

by Foxy Funderburke September 20, 2009

functional dysfunctional

A person whom while able to minimally function in society, hold a job (at varying degrees of success), feed, clothe & house themselves still remain a disaster at nearly all other personal & social aspects of life.

They are your severely disturbed, paranoid and/or inappropriate coworkers, family & friends, yet remain gainfully employed, operate vehicles daily and manage to not starve to death.

Because of their multiple failed relationships and substance abuse charges, Brittney & Lindsey remain the poster children for the functional dysfunctional.

by fuzzygreysocks January 26, 2010

Funktionary

THE musical information destination for all things Funky.

I don't know that band. Let's look it up in the Funktionary.

by Annie Mills September 1, 2006

High Functioning Fucktard

High Functioning Fucktard, also HFF. Someone who is capable of completing simple tasks, yet is a hindrance to everyone around them in the capacity that they are a fucking moron. Also someone who is often seen wandering aimlessly while attempting to multitask with absolutely no understanding of what they are doing, generally accompanied by head scratching and odd poses with expressions of disbelief or confusion.

That donkey is such a high functioning fucktard.

by Digital Brigade June 3, 2014

Form over Function

Apple computers. That is all.

Guy 1: Hey, what kind of computer did you get?

Guy 2: I got an apple! They look so damn sexy and they come with exclusive applications, like Safari!

Guy 1: You're a dumbass dude

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: All Apple does is make nice looking products, they have terrible performance issues. They're all about aesthetics, not performance. If that isn't a classic case of form over function, I don't know what is.

by JmacJeezy November 6, 2010