The DJ was dope last night but he didn't play any function music, you know, music like 'JHawk Productions'. I was trying to get release my inner ratchet.
by ForTheFunction January 14, 2018

The functionality of the known things that is needed to be blooming in terms of functions of the delicious delicacy.
by Ms.Everything November 23, 2021

by R2CUL8_1 March 27, 2022

A contra-referentialization of speculative realism's theory-fiction in which language (form) and function share a contrapositive relationship.
The basis of Hypermodernism.
The basis of Hypermodernism.
Postmodernism argues that form follows function.
Theory-function the theoretical foundation of Hypermodernism argues that DESIGN follows function. Form is oriented as contrapositive to function.
Hypermodernism would use the meme and more metastatically the skeuomorph as a theory-function instance, ie., a meta-medium.
Theory-function the theoretical foundation of Hypermodernism argues that DESIGN follows function. Form is oriented as contrapositive to function.
Hypermodernism would use the meme and more metastatically the skeuomorph as a theory-function instance, ie., a meta-medium.
by tomorrowtomorrow November 27, 2018

by Hyperokc February 27, 2020

by The Holy Language Authority March 14, 2022

A person who has not had sexual intercourse despite appearing to be physically and socially capable of doing so. This person might look good but struggle with communicating with the preferred sex or being unable to close the deal. This could be due to "putting the pussy on a pedestal" which makes it hard for guys to speak to girls.
A lot of guys are functioning virgins because they don't go out and take girls on dates or even attempt to go out of their way to introduce themselves to girls because they're afraid of rejection. Either that or lack confidence.
by Yobi Bear March 13, 2023
