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High-functioning Racist

Someone who isn't racist, but propagate common racist myths, things that "everyone knows is true" but have no base in facts.
She didn't say it to be mean, she's just a high-functioning racist.
by Morphman the Clown September 18, 2017
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Step-function

A mythical increase in transactions that is promised to appear over the horizon but never materializes, like a desert oasis.
There will be a step-function and it will shock the markey
by Fooled Hederian November 15, 2021
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bodily function

That kid brad is such a fucking bodily function
by Najhajqnalld October 3, 2019
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He Function

He function is an event or party of which a group of individuals within different social groups, with little to no interaction normally, are attending, leading to humorous and sometimes disastrous outcomes.
Jim “did you hear about the party last night?”

Bob “no who was there?”
Jim “Jenny AND Zoe”

Bob “NO WAY HE FUNCTION!”
by dr_balls_ November 19, 2023
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Multi-Functional Bathroom

The name speaks for itself. It had it's appearance in a YouTube Poop about How It's Made called Wow! It's Made! number 3. Apparently, barrels of beer have to be rolled into them so they can age.
"The barrels are rolled into a Multi-Functional Bathroom" - How It's Made Mystery Narrator.
by TheMysteryWordMaker August 19, 2019
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Functioning Virgin

A person who has not had sexual intercourse despite appearing to be physically and socially capable of doing so. This person might look good but struggle with communicating with the preferred sex or being unable to close the deal. This could be due to "putting the pussy on a pedestal" which makes it hard for guys to speak to girls.
A lot of guys are functioning virgins because they don't go out and take girls on dates or even attempt to go out of their way to introduce themselves to girls because they're afraid of rejection. Either that or lack confidence.
by Yobi Bear March 13, 2023
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fully functional feline

A cat with all the quirks and qualities of the feline species.
Friend 1: my cat is so strange!
Friend 2: is it a fully functional feline?
Friend 1: yeah.
by TitaniumTesticle May 5, 2018
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