ftw

for the win

saying something is the best.

tom:yay the la lakers won
jen:ftw.

by megastar34 March 7, 2009

FTW

Fire the Water - Slang for injecting either heroin or methamphetmine.

Gonna FTW and tweak all night.

by DapperDon123 April 24, 2012

ftw

Free The Worms. Worms have been used as bait and reptile food for too long, Free The Worms

Fisher 1: Alright, time to start fishing!

Fisher 2: Wait... Are those worms? FTW!!!

Fisher 1: Yeah, worms.

Fisher: OMG!! Ftw u pig oml wtf omg use dairy free, vegan, vegetarian, non gmo, sugar free, gluten free crackers that do not include red dye 2,5 or yellow dye 1,4 . UGH !

by kaojiuma January 21, 2018

ftw

Fuck(ed)
The
Wall

When someone hasnt got anyone to sex, they go && sex the wall.

Person 1: Hey guess what? this is hilarious
Person 2: ok ? what?
Person 1: My bro went && ftw.
Person 2: did he win?
Person 1: eh?
Person 2: You said he went ftw.
Person 1: Yeah....? it was really funny, he didnt know we were there HAHA
Person 2: Why would it be funny?
Person 1: uh well not something you do everyday.
Person 2: it is
Person 1: oh get lost.

Person 1 signed off at 7:57pm

by HelloImNice February 29, 2008

FTW

An expression, normally expressed over IM or text messages, but more awesomely said in conversation which means "fix the window."

"Dude, I just got a sweet haircut!"

"Dude, sweet haircuts FTW!"

by Window-Fixer Ftw October 14, 2008

ftw

Means For the Wenis. Usually used by gay impersonaters of William Wallace.

Instead of yelling "Freedom!" to troops, one would yell "FTW!", and get trampled by a homosexual mob.

by Stratiotis July 29, 2008

ftw

for the wolf

its ftw. For the wolf

by redrobot00 August 31, 2010