Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark

Stumpy loser euro-royal who tried to hang out with Snoop Dogg in Copenhagen and got booted so more chicks would fit in the venue. Tried to bribe his way back into Snoop Dogg's circle by getting Danish security police to release Dogg's bag of weed. Also known for meekly following his butch wife, Crown Princess Mary of Denmark, around shopping centres, shopping for kids clothes.

There he was, Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark, a man who should have had the world at his feet, trailing around with his bogan nieces and nephews in the boondocks of Hobart.

by Miggly December 6, 2006

Frederik

Frederik’s are the greatest boyfriend anyone could ever wish for! They are an extremely rare breed, known as the Nordic Aliens located in the heart of Pleiades. One has been sent down to earth disguised as the most handsomest guy ever to exist. He has the most beautiful blue eyes, soft looking hair, perfectly sculpted face and not to mention a body of a sex god. Anyone to meet a Frederik are considered the luckiest humans alive. He will make your life go from bad to good, your mood go from sad to happy, your heart go from broken to whole. He is sweet, kind, caring, loyal, funny and the best thing to ever happen to someone! You just fall instantly in love with him and being loved by one is the best thing that could ever happen to you. Once you have him, you won't ever want to let him go. You’ll want him to be in his arms forever!

Extremely a Frederik

by Potatohuskerian August 17, 2018

fredex

FredEx is the nickname given to former Philadelphia Eagles Wide Receiver, Freddie Mitchell, by.... himself. Mitchell was picked in the first round by the Eagles and never amounted to any, besides making a catch that any damn WR could have made known as "4 & 26". He made up for his suckiness by trash talking players from other teams, and let his kick ass team cover for him. The Eagles finally did the smart thing and cut Freddie in early May of 2005. Freddie signed with the Kansas City Chiefs in late May of 2005. He was cut before he could even play a game for them because he sucks and still insisted to be called "Freddie" when he is a grown man.
Freddie Mitchell is now sitting in his mom's basement getting fat and watching the only 3 throws he caught in his entire life.

Other Freddie "FredEx" Mitchell nicknames include:
Fast Freddie, 4 & 26, Sultan of the Slot, and Douche Bag.

by Jay Dee Dubya December 28, 2005

flode

A flat chode. An offshoot of the chodal genus, the flode is even wider in girth and and shorter in height than it's tunacanesque cousin. It is also known by the abrasive term of 'pancake willy'. Very sexy.

Ever since that unfortunate incident with the meat tenderizer, our Zachary's already tunacan-shaped member has been flode-like in appearence.

Hah,that pancake totally looks like Albert's flode, dude!!

by Captain Innuendo. January 21, 2005

fredericksburg

FXBG! before some awful legislation dubbed in FUG. where the sniper struck twice. you can find more teenage mothers than adult ones. Super high incident rate of youth car fatalities. You can drink, smoke, go to carl's, make babies, and thats pretty much it.

(PSA: enough with the drinking and driving.)

"what are ya'll doin in fredericksburg tonight?"

"gonna drink a 40, catch a buzz, pick up this bitch, go to carl's, knock her up, and send her home in a cab like hanover street do."

"Well, what are you doing tomorrow?"

"another funeral..."

by a2 September 6, 2008

Forde

The lesser know son of the Horseman War.Forde was demoted to Demigod status because of his affair with the Greek Moon Goddess, Achelois.This scandal was only to be one of many,each of which became more deviant than the last.Forde’s actions became public,which infuriated and War,who could do nothing since he had dealt the harshest punishment allowed for such acts.Forde’s downfall came during one of his,now too frequent,excursion.Just before the climax, Forde performed a,now widely known,’DonkeyPunch’.Unfortunately ,Forde was too aggressive,having been used to more perverted acts,ended up killing his partner.Killing another God was strictly forbidden,Forde’s punishment was dealt out swiftly.Forde was stripped of his power and was cast down to earth for 1000 years.During is first year he was captured by the Maya who sacrificed him to please their Gods.Upon Forde’s death,his spirit was inadvertently released and free to roam the word. Forde wandered the earth,saturating the land with his presence.He found a place amongst the Roman’s as a fertility God but later fell into a cult status of a Deity of Perversion,much favoured by the Emperor Nero.Forde was chased out of Italy by Diana,the Roman Goddess of the Hunt.His later actions are unaccounted for,but it is believed that he escaped into Germany and then the UK. Forde is synonymous with; Perversion,deviant,sex obsession

see that guy there?
ya?
he's a Forde
how do you know?
he was on the news.they caught him flogging a dead horse

by don'cha'know January 19, 2011

FredEx

A former wide receiver for the Philadelphia Eagles. Famous for saving the Eagles season by making a great catch on a 4th and 26. Famous for his antics, trash talk, and many nicknames. He has worn oven mitts to a press conference to protect his hands and is also known for talking trash about the Patriots secondary. He's basically a god.

Nicknames:
FredEx
First Down Freddie
4th and 26 Freddie
Sultan of Slot
Hollywood
The People's Champ (he had a WWE style championship belt made)

Person #1: Man did you see FredEx catch that pass on 4th and 26?
Person #2: Yeah, good thing God blessed him with those great hands.
Person #1: word

by Illegal Eagle September 20, 2007