Penn Freshman

Uptight conforming overachiever from a wealthy family who attends the school only for prestige and almost certainly plans to major in business.
Synonym: Holton Senior.

Half of the Penn Freshman class is from Holton-Arms!

by TIME November 24, 2003

Thicc Freshman

A 14 or 15 year old girl who was lucky enough to have good ass genetics. Whenever she wears anything along the lines of tight pants, middle school boys watch and bust a nut in their pants while high school boys (mainly seniors) try to smash. Then said thicc freshman comes out as lesbian. When that happens, everyone is on the side lines, bustin nuts.

"DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN, THATS A THICC FRESHMAN GEOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"- Geoff's conscientious.

by liljoshee64 April 26, 2019

freshman sway

A special dance, similar to grinding, that all the insecure freshies do at dances. The girl is in the front and the guy is in the back, both moving quickly (or slowly, depending on the tempo) from side to side. Maybe someone should teach the little freshmen how to dance...

Boy: Hey, do you want to dance?
Girl: Yeah, sure...
*awkward freshman sway*

by dancexpert November 21, 2009

Freshman Shitties

When a college freshman who lives in the crappiest residence halls, otherwise known as petri dishes, is sick and just generally feels like complete shit for most of their first semester of college.

I got the freshman shitties BAD.

by Fancie(: November 19, 2014

the mexican freshman

The Mexican Freshman is the sexual act of Using Taco Bell fire sauce as lubricant while having sex with a virgin.

I gave Sarah the Mexican freshman last night and she loved it

by Candaaa May 28, 2014

Freshman Fingers

Something that happens to first year players in the NFL where a rookie will be thrown a pass a veteran receiver would catch easily but the rookie doesn't catch it.

Man, Torrey Smith is so good

No dude he has freshman fingers, he misses so many passes

by nweinberg February 10, 2012

freshman fluff

The small and/or hard to see facial/armpit/body/other hair on a male freshman that is often a source of mockery for them. The facial hair consists of only a light moustache with nothing else, and is generally very hard to see. The armpit and bodily hair is often only mentioned/seen in lockers rooms when the freshman is on a jv/varsity sport, and will make him the butt of jokes for the remainder of the season.

One senior to another in the halls:
"Get a load of that freshman fluff over there, does that kid even shave?"

In the lockeroom after football practice, Joe(a senior) says to Larry (a freshman):
"That's some nice freshman fluff armpit hair you've got there"

by alfaveetagamma September 5, 2014