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olten fredd

Micheal (Molten's boyfriend) did not know who is olten fredd
by Sophia_Cutie19 June 14, 2021
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pave fred

Pave fred is the most godly being that has ever existed and that ever will exist. Pave Fred has a range of different extraordinary abilities. If you get blessed by Pave Fred you will become temporarily immortal, lasting anywhere from a few minutes to several decades depending on what Pave Fred deems necessary. He also has the incredible ability to become invisible to most teachers. Nobody knows how this ability evolved, not even Pave Fred himself. Not to mention, many philosophers have tried to find a reasoning behind this strange phenomenon, however most of them have ended up quiting their career as philosophers. As they didn’t want their family name to be associated with a philosopher wh couldn’t even make a theory. Many people speculate however, that Pave Fred is an anxient God who has taken the form of a human. Because even tho it is apparent that he has godly abilities, nobody really knows who or what he is. Only Pave Fred’s inner circle is informed of Pave Fred’s personal agenda. He is also regarded as the most attractive skinbag to ever be seen by human eyes.
Pave Fred once saved me from Ligma, I owe him a great deal
I was once blessed by Pave Fred, the next day i was hit by a train and the train split in half!
by Gnomesareimposters May 25, 2022
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Freddie

A guy with a 7-1/2 to 9 inch penis
Freddie has a huge penis
by Ryan Payton September 22, 2017
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Fred

1. A genuinely awesome and persuasive person who is so attractive, smart and cool it is sometimes intimidating for other people. His eccentric and outgoing personality can often be misunderstood as being arrogant and just plain weird though those that truly know him are insanely attracted to him.
2. An awesome person whose name has been tarnished by some douche bag on youtube who has ruined the name "Fred" for all other Freds
Person 1: Oh my look how sexy and intelligent that guy is I bet his name is Fred
Person 2: You mean like that annoying kid on Youtube?
Person 1: Eww NO! I mean an actual Fred

Person 2: OH Ok now that you put it that way he is pretty sexy and looks so much like a Fred
by FredDitzian31 June 3, 2010
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shit the bed fred

phrase used to show amazement or disgust with a situation.
The milk spilled all over the floor.
Well Shit the Bed Fred! Now I have to mop.
by kimmy ann July 4, 2006
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Drop Dead Fred

An extremely good movie. Has a very deep and strongly emotional storyline if you are actually capable of paying attention to more than just the jokes.
dumb person: This movie Drop Dead Fred isn't very good. Comedies are supposed to be really funny.

smart person: You are a moron.
by Qdef September 13, 2007
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dirty fred

Smoking hashish through a water bong with one end inside of a womans vagina. Using the womans vagina juice in place of the water.
Me and my girl were so fucked up last night she let me do the dirty fred on her.
by pimpdazzle July 13, 2009
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