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Fraternity

A group of male college students who claim to uphold the ideals of Ancient Greece in their daily lives. Oftentimes, they actually do just this, and their members are much more cultured, kind, and devoted than the general public. However, there are some severely fucktarded ones that cater to the stereotype of groups of boorish womanizing idiots walking around calling everyone who isn't in a fraternity a GDI. There are some notable differences between these two types of fraternities:

1. Everyone joining a fraternity gets hazed. However, the second type usually subjects recruits to perverted and disturbing methods, and usually treats them like throwaway peons instead of potential brothers.

2. Members of the first type generally care about getting good grades. Members of the second are too busy thinking about how awesome they are for having so many friends.

3. Members of the first type care about appearing to be productive members of society. Others are in it to bang dumb sorostitiutes and get drunk/high, and care nothing about "Greek ideals"

4. Members of the first type are likable. Members of the second type aren't, and should be cornered and beaten when none of their friends are around to flaunt how worthless they really are.
Some members of a fraternity can be downright nasty. Don't lump them in with the members of a real fraternity
by FFS why am I being asked August 2, 2009
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Fraternity Man

A man, with true moral potential, who continues to aspire to the mission and value's of the fraternity that he swore an oath to.

There is a huge difference between a frat boy and a Fraternity Man.
Who was that guy who spoke at that leadership conference?

That was a fraternity man.
by slowbow May 24, 2009
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fratnerdal

Fratboy humor with nerd appeal. Typically related to Star Wars, 80's flashbacks (Transformers, G.I. Joe), and anything found on the Syfy Channel.
At the premier of the new Stars Wars film, eternal virgin Chad hit on a girl by offering to show her the lightsaber in his pants. How fratnerdal.
by Mavwreck July 11, 2009
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frotternizing

1. The act of finding someone to have sex with, intending to perform frottage.

2. Performing frottage casually.
Sam went out frotternizing one night, met Josh at a bar, and they went to Sam's place for frottage.
by beer-vs-sex February 15, 2014
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Fraternity Alarm Clock

When you wake up, and there's butt stuff happening everywhere.
"Wow, this morning I had a real fraternity alarm clock... I really wasn't prepared for that."
by Yoshi Condo August 8, 2016
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Flatterfied

When you dont know if you should be flattered or terrified to someones comments or advances towards you
This guys sent me a nude picture of himself and i was flatterfied because i had no idea who he was
by CJ knuckles December 16, 2016
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fatter where it counts

A phrase a perverted guy says to a girl. Meaning he wants to smash her or meaning she has a nice ass.
by isuckdickforliving January 24, 2018
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