fourteen and a half

When you suddenly think of something you want to say, but you don't want to interrupt someone else, you would say "Fourteen and a half <whatever>." Where the <whatever> is replaced by something that would remind you later of what it was you wanted to say. (For those of us who would forget if they don't say it right away.)

Sara wants to tell Ashley about a friend and her incident with cheddar cheese, but Ashley is in the middle of a great story of her own. Sara would pipe in "Fourteen and a half cheddar cheese" or "Fourteen and a half cheese incident." After Ashley finishes her story, either Sara or Ashley would say, "So yeah, fourteen and a half cheddar cheese?"

by FizzyBee January 5, 2009

futterbingers

IMish for butterfingers. Meaning, clumsy, particularly doing typoes.

Actual example, copied and pasted from IM:

Downstrike: ALready thger.

Downstrike: already there

Downstrike: Just call me futterbingers.

by Downstrike May 27, 2005

futted

fucking gutted same principal as hutted

"babes you coming alton towers?"
"naa babes i can't, got no dolla"
"im futted for you kid"

by lazio November 19, 2007

Flutterpuppies

another word to describe tits

Welmas flutterpuppies were all over the place

by ilyJamhole August 23, 2009

Anal Flutter

A mental condition afflicting the Republican/Democratic parties and their nominees. A mental condition. In the head.
(According to Ralf Nader)

They're on their knees. They've got anal flutter

by Rudolf_the_Red November 3, 2008

flutterbitch

Flutterbitch is the mean version of fluttershy Like in season1 where discord turend al The pony's into mean pony's. the Mean version of fluttershy Is calles flutterbitch

Person1:Hee dude die you see the MLP episode last night. person2: yeah fluttershy turned into a flutterbitch . Person1: yeah i know

by Fluttershys January 1, 2015

eye fluttering

an adjective meaning so good that your eyes flutter. when smelling the dankest dank shit, when the weed smells so good, you can't help but flutter your eyes as you inhale the aroma of the ganja. also known as orgasm eyes. could also happen when you jizz in your pants.

yo man you have to smell this weed.
*sniffs* holy shit that's good.
yea man it's that haze.
this is like, eye fluttering good.
werd.

by jon "the magic" juan April 29, 2009