Flamin Shits

When you ate somethin really hot and when you proceed to deficate it burns your rectum.

That food gave me the flamin shits, i tried to wet the toilet paper to put out the fire.

by Pompous Smurf July 26, 2006

foaming seabiscuit

A vagina. Usually one that is quite moist, produces thick white matter and has quite a salty flavor.

By fucking Angie for almost three hours, Rob turned her once thin and delicate quim into a foaming seabiscuit.

by Fav December 1, 2006

The Flaming Munz

The term used to describe irritation to your asshole caused by any combination of boogie boarding, gay anal sex or ultimate frisbee.

Webby had to give the cock tonight instead of receive as he normally does...... Seems that intense match of ultimate frisbee combined with the saltwater flushing from that rad boogie boarding session this afternoon irritated his bunghole and caused the Flaming Munz.

by Jon Chino December 14, 2008

Flaming Dillhole

A condition attributed to massive amounts of sugar intake. The dillhole or hole of penis starts to burn during urination or masturbation. to relieve this common ailment, squeez the shaft and or tip of penis and force out urine. it should subside rather quickly. you could also dip your dill in hot water. caution it may be a little painful

Dude i had like 20 sodas last night, i had the worst flaming dillhole of my life!

by Suckmawilley September 13, 2007

Flamin' Hot Monster

A poo you take after too many trips to 7 11 buying flamin' hot cheetos and monster energy drinks

"I should not have made that last 7 11 stop! Give it another 15 minutes and I'm gonna be taking a nasty Flamin' Hot Monster."

by luckystiff27 September 28, 2011

flaming pele

A man will light the pubic hair of his female partner ablaze and then douse said blaze with a spectacular bicycle kick, to the adoration of tens of thousands of screaming fans.

Clay tried to give his woman a Flaming Pele, but had a coronary embolism and Zaz had to do the kick part. You shoulda seen the burnt pubes fly.

by T-Bone April 21, 2003

flaming hoop

When you have enjoyed more hot peppers than one should consume. When you fart or shit some ass juice seeps out your asshole it begins burning from the hot juice. Acid ass, feeling as if your asshole and crack is on fire! Example you may put too many peppers on a submarine sandwich or on pizza.

Ah man had too many hot peppers my ass is on fire. I got a flaming hoop dammit!!

by Scotty21 November 23, 2006