Ingesting a copious amount of blue food coloring in order to turn ones fecal matter blue with the intent of upperdecking an unsuspecting person. The result is a "blue water effect" in the toilet bowl similar to that of commercial cleaning products.
Lance downed 2 cups of blue food coloring and in 12 hours he's doing the 2,000 dirty flushes on Jaimies toilet. That bitch will think she's getting a clean bowl.... but she's not. Jaimie is a dumb ass.
by lilmissblue August 29, 2010
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1) "Yeah.... ok. We have some good ideas for the new TPS reports. Now we just need to flush out the details in order to optimize our end-game efficiencies."
2) "Why don't you flush out that idea for our new product while I drive around town in my new Blackwood."
2) "Why don't you flush out that idea for our new product while I drive around town in my new Blackwood."
by Blackwoodz May 18, 2005
Get the flush out mug.Having the best flush possible in poker. Often misunderstood as an ace high flush. In some games of poker, like omaha or hold'em, there will be the possibility of a straight flush and an ace high flush would be beat. When this happens, an ace high flush (unless it is the royal flush) is NOT the best hand, thus, it IS NOT the nut flush.
Flop:
K J of diamonds, 2 of Spades
Turn:
9 of diamonds
River:
2 of Clubs
Your hole cards: 10 Q of diamonds
Your opponents hole cards: A 7 of diamonds
opponent: "I've got the nut flush!"
You: "No, idiot, you have the seconds nut flush; I have the nut flush; I have a straight flush 9 through King, you just simply have an Ace high flush. I win, YouJustGotPwnd."
K J of diamonds, 2 of Spades
Turn:
9 of diamonds
River:
2 of Clubs
Your hole cards: 10 Q of diamonds
Your opponents hole cards: A 7 of diamonds
opponent: "I've got the nut flush!"
You: "No, idiot, you have the seconds nut flush; I have the nut flush; I have a straight flush 9 through King, you just simply have an Ace high flush. I win, YouJustGotPwnd."
by Bad Beat June 14, 2007
Get the nut flush mug.As many as one in two persons of Asian descent possess non-functional copies of the liver enzyme (ALDH-2) needed to process acetaldehyde. Even a single cocktail can lead to Asian flush, a painful and embarrassing condition resulting from acetaldehyde levels shooting up 6 to 20 times that of people with normal ALDH-2. This burst of acetaldehyde triggers facial flushing, elevated heart rate, headache, nausea, dizziness and vomiting.
Although most with this condition view it as a minor inconvenience, it has been suggested that those with alcohol flush reaction may be at higher risk for alcohol related conditions such as liver disease, asthma, and cancer of the esophagus. Among flushers who are heavy drinkers the incidence of upper gastrointestinal tract cancer is about 50 times higher than normal. Higher rates of head and neck cancer have also been noted.
A functional shot/mixer supplement (Google: "Cheerz IntelliShot Asian flush") has garnered strong anecdotal evidence of efficacy against this condition.
Although most with this condition view it as a minor inconvenience, it has been suggested that those with alcohol flush reaction may be at higher risk for alcohol related conditions such as liver disease, asthma, and cancer of the esophagus. Among flushers who are heavy drinkers the incidence of upper gastrointestinal tract cancer is about 50 times higher than normal. Higher rates of head and neck cancer have also been noted.
A functional shot/mixer supplement (Google: "Cheerz IntelliShot Asian flush") has garnered strong anecdotal evidence of efficacy against this condition.
by SamanthaWhite22 January 12, 2010
Get the asian flush mug.Differing from a shit and split, a flush and dump is often done out of consideration, or due to turd insecurity.
The action involves expelling a turd at the same time one hits the flush lever on a toilet.
This is done to mask a noisy turd in a public restroom or to quickly get rid of a smelly turd before it renders a bathroom uninhabitable.
The action involves expelling a turd at the same time one hits the flush lever on a toilet.
This is done to mask a noisy turd in a public restroom or to quickly get rid of a smelly turd before it renders a bathroom uninhabitable.
Since it was his first time at her house, Andrew courteously performed a flush and dump in Martha's bathroom, vastly improving his chances of scoring that night.
by Tuftskins April 30, 2009
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by pussyeaterouter February 21, 2011
Get the flush mug.1. after recieving oral sex, the man has intercourse wit the lady. after 3 pumps, he ejaculates. the 3 pumps must be very thorough, and he must be close b4 he engages in sex, or else he wont give it the good ol 3 pumper.
2. after ejaculating, to get rid of after-cum, u give it 3 good pumps, then your clean.
2. after ejaculating, to get rid of after-cum, u give it 3 good pumps, then your clean.
1. "hey you kno that girl sally?"
"yea, i know her, shes sexy!"
"yea, well last night....i gave her the good ol Three Pump Flush"
"you lying bastard!"
2. "No after-cum stains on me, i gave my wang the good ol Three Pump Flush!"
"yea, i know her, shes sexy!"
"yea, well last night....i gave her the good ol Three Pump Flush"
"you lying bastard!"
2. "No after-cum stains on me, i gave my wang the good ol Three Pump Flush!"
by lshic January 19, 2008
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