flossing

when ur g banger is riding so far up your ass

"omg! my g string is flossing me rn, shit burns"

by peter patworth November 30, 2022

flossid

Flossid means anything boring like if someone is lame, or quiet

Bro what yhu wanna do today

Nothing to be honest

Bro yhu being mad flossid no cap

by 🎚️ December 4, 2023

Flossetaintis

An insult which means you will floss their taint because you are angry at them.

I'm pissed at you, I will commit flossetaintis.

by FantumTax June 19, 2024

cndid flossing

Overt french kissing - ew

Cndid flossing can end up bcomn a sloppy business.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

mouse-flossing

(v): To use some object (notecard, toothpick, paperclip) to clean that weird, greasy gunk that builds up in the little cracks of your computer mouse.

I haven't mouse-flossed in months, and then I looked and saw all sorts of nast. * folds up a piece of paper and starts mouse-flossing *

by Mystakaphoros October 9, 2013

Mud Flossing

The act of filling an elderly man's colon with chocolate syrup, and then laying on your back with a big, smug smile on your face, while the elderly man straddles you and squirts it onto your teeth.

Jeremy Clarkson, of the show "Top Gear," holds a Bachelor of Science in Bolivian mud flossing, because gargling "chocolate fecal slurry" has been his life-long passion.

by Mr. Tinkerdog February 13, 2014

flap flossing

Flap flossing occurs when a girls bathing suit is too small, or her vagina is too big for the garment, resulting in a noticeable flap flossing

Kristin-"Should I wear my one piece thong lifeguard bathing suit to the lake today?"
Katie-"Why the hell wouldn't you?"
Kristin-"Either my vagina got bigger or I shrunk my suit because I am flap flossing hard right now"

by Ebesneezer bahonkers October 2, 2015