flog trapper

A person who wears a butt plug all day long.

I hear Jim stays penetrated he is such a flog trapper

by Unlimited D May 01, 2018

sausage flogging

Beating your meat. Male masturbation.

I walked in on my brother sausage flogging yesterday.

by Josie Jubilee December 01, 2016

Flogging

The act of slurping poop out of a prolapsed anus

"If you ever prolapse, you tryna let me do some flogging?"
"Bro what the fuck."

by Flogger3000 March 22, 2024

flogging

like blogging but focusing on the future

John is flogging.

Sarah enjoys flogging every day about her future, I really connect with her flog.

by floggingnotblogging December 30, 2019

Flog TV

When you are going to go jack off. Either watching porn on tv or masturbating to internet porn. Flogging your dick (masturbating intensely)

Person 1: Yo I'll be back in a little bit, i'm gonna go watch some Flog TV.

Person 2: Come on dude, thats gross, just don't hurt yourself

by FlogTV February 29, 2012

walrus flog

Similar to a donkey punch with a few twists...

As a man is having intimate relations with a woman's rectal cavity from behind, he reaches over her head, grabs and pulls up on her lips (creating the two tusks) and then knocks her in the head with a truncheon (or other blunt object). This is the most intimate and romantic act anyone can participate in.

Dude, I'm totally in love with her, I'm waiting 'till marriage to walrus flog her.

by J "i am the walrus" Mo February 28, 2006

Putrid hommus flog

Someone who dogs the boys wthout a care

Person1 Where is glenn? He said he'd help today
Person2 Glenn is up the pub
Both together What a Putrid hommus flog

by slut undies February 03, 2018