Flat Mate

A person with whom one shares a rental property.

AKA a room mate or roomie.

Someone to split the rent with. (If they have the money)

Tom: Whoa, Somebody broke in and trashed your apartment while you were gone!
You: I wish. No, it was just my Flat mate, he's a pig.

You: Hey will you wash the dishes?
Flat mate: Ignores you and goes to his room.

by Pyro ND June 4, 2009

Flat Top

An act committed by a dominant gay male, or a top, whereby he sneaks his hot dog in-between your buns by planking on your back; fully erect.

The flat top is considered to be one of the most daring and skillful planking maneuvers, as well as one of the most demeaning gay sex acts.

Guy 1: "I passed out drunk on the yard last night while taking a piss, and Chris took pictures planking on my back naked. On an unrelated note - Jagermeister really makes your asshole hurt in the morning."

Guy 2: "Dude... I saw the pics on Facebook.... you got Flat Topped. The national sexual assault hotline is 1-800-656-HOPE."

by winningmormon October 28, 2014

flat thumb

when the tip of your thumb becomes flat and in pain for a short period of time due to spending 30 consecutive minutes or more on your cell phone either texting someone or playing cell phone games. this excludes the iphone and the sidekick

i got a flat thumb today from texting Rose all day

i have a flat thumb from playing monopoly on my cell phone

by PeeDee287 January 6, 2008

flat earther

a fucking dumbass who fucking got fucked up in the head,hitting his head so many damn times on a brick as a child and always getting fucked up on pills as a child

guy1:the earth is flat
guy2:shut the fuck up you flat earther you degenerate fuck

by fire pro YT November 19, 2018

Flat Earther

A low IQ science denying idiot (most of which are also whackjob conspiracy theorists and antivaxxers) who believes the Earth is flat but could never come up with any intelligent arguments to prove his or her point. These people are far too stupid to even qualify to ride a short bus, probably from banging their head against the roof of said bus far too many times as a child.

Buzz: Have you saw that documentary I sent you earlier on flat earth theory?
Max: Yeah, it was complete bunk.
Buzz: How so?
Max: No actual science to back it up for one thing, just a bunch of anecdotal crap from a group of low IQ simps
Bruce: Science is overrated and is a crock
Max: OK, glad to see that you lack any degree of common sense and intelligence. Can't wait until you become a victim of natural selection. If you take a group of 5 or 6 of you flat earther types, you MIGHT finally reach a combined IQ of 30...if you're lucky.

by Fuckhead Farley August 27, 2021

Flat Earth

The most retarded theorist group to ever exist, becoming a Flat Earther poses a high risk to your IQ, and has a possible side effect of giving you Cardiac Arrest, And/Or Removing your brain entirely.
some flat earthers belive in an ice wall (Antarctica ) surrounding the earth, with outside lands that the rest of the world is hiding.

Flat Earthers have two siapses in their brain and nothing more

by Dragonfurious007 May 31, 2018

flat ass

Having no ass or junk in the trunk. Suffering from the vitamin deficiency Noassitol. See Glutius Flatosis.

Heather's flat as was the result of Glutious Flatosis.

by DzNutz January 20, 2004