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A person with whom one shares a rental property.

AKA a room mate or roomie.

Someone to split the rent with. (If they have the money)
Tom: Whoa, Somebody broke in and trashed your apartment while you were gone!
You: I wish. No, it was just my Flat mate, he's a pig.

You: Hey will you wash the dishes?
Flat mate: Ignores you and goes to his room.
by Pyro ND June 04, 2009
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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1. A femail friend with small or non-existant mammaries
2. A person who lives in the same flat as you.
What do you think of Emma?
She's flatmate
I'm going for a beer with my flatmates.
by Fraser Steen October 20, 2006
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I girl from Australia or New Zealand chick that is flat chested slut who you have sex with..
A Flatmate is; A flat chested girl from the the south pacific, generalized towards Kiwis and Aussies chick, whom were not "blessed" with tits!
by Dempset January 24, 2011
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