Flabbernated

A way to describe ones flabby body or more specifically the arms after they have not worked out. Also refers to storing flab for the winter for hibernation.

You shouldn't wear that tank-top, not with your arms all flabbernated like that!

Girl, not only is your ass fat, but your arms are flabbernated!

Does this outfit make me look fat? No, but your flabbernated body does!

After giving up her exercise regimen, her body quickly became flabbernated.

by some blangity-stank poster September 13, 2009

Flabbergastion

The state or condition in which one is feeling "Extra" flabbergasted.

"Upon seeing a fellow human in a grocery store, wearing a yellow unitard with no underwear, sporting a giant moose knuckle has left me in a state of flabbergastion."

"People that act like douchebags often leave me in a state of flabbergastion."

by olivesOolviesreal February 21, 2018

flabalanche

The moment when a woman pulls off a tight outfit and flab that had been bound like sausage in it's casing comes cascading down.

I couldn't believe she was going to sleep with me - until she pulled off her dress. Once I saw that flabalanche, it all made sense.

by The Commodore October 16, 2008

flabida

The part of the belly of a fat person that hangs over their pants when standing up.

Hey, leave me alone or I'll punch you in the flabida.

by FENIM June 11, 2006

Flabermac

When a guy or girl is approaching another person on the dancefloor whilst discreetly dancing. Usually to try and "get with" that person

"I saw Leroy starting to flabermac towards me on the dancefloor and i tried to get away"

"for word?"

by keesbizzle April 4, 2008

flabourgasm

Flabourgasting oragasm to be supprised by a orgasmic construct

"belmonts make me flabourgasm '..'mmmmmmm.belmonts

by thaguywiththepants May 25, 2008

flabberpissed

The state of being both astonished beyond belief and extremely irritated or angry.

I was flabberpissed to discover my cat consumed my passport.

by YenniBagenni October 7, 2008