feline phobia

Someone that is deathly afraid of cats big or small to extreme mesures. Or from having been injured by said felines at one point in time to fear them

*a kitten meows and the person screams bloody murder climbs on top of something afraid to make a sound for fear that the the cute fluffy kitten will eat their face. Or is possessed by the devil.

The cat meowed at that man and he screamed and ran away he must have a" feline phobia"
*my face was horribly mauled by a mountain loin, now I have a feline phobia"

by FeLiNeDaRkNeSs December 17, 2014

Ferking Twerper

When you combine a Fart with a Burp while Twerking. The words originate as Twerking Furper (Fart-burper). Throw it in a social blender and tell those hyperactive drunk mates to stop being Ferking Twerpers.

Drunk friend: "Bro, the DJ's playing my jam, check these moves!"
You: "Stop embarrassing yourself you Ferking Twerper..."
*Snaps a photo for Twitter* #FerkingTwerper

by tehMirage January 25, 2016

Felinephile

A person that fucks cats.

Jessica your mum is such a felinephile

by Jimmyjam May 1, 2016

Feline ADD

When a cat is focused on something such as eating and you are able to move him/her to a different location while only causing the cat to quickly change focus to a different subject.

Roommate: Put the cat down, man, he is eating.
You: I would but I already put him down somewhere else and he fell asleep, I think he has Feline ADD.

by GenderlessMale October 4, 2016

felkan

the thaigod of youtube and nuggets

i wish i was like felkan

by FaZeTrumpster December 11, 2016

Falking

Facebook stalking. The act of creepily reading the Facebook profile of a person who you know hardly at all.

I met this cute girl Jessica at a party; I found out some interesting facts about her while falking her in my living room later that evening.

by Tuv Levov January 2, 2017

feline boy

A guy that acts like a cat.

"He really acts like a feline boy."
"He's my feline boy."

by J-dab February 23, 2017