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Fairweather Relationship

Someone who is with you when times are good but will bail or dump you. When times get tough but will get back with you when times get good again.
Evan and King are in a Fairweather Relationship King dumps Evan when they are having trouble or when things get to hard. And gets him back when things are smooth again.
by raingree December 5, 2007
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schrodinger relationship

A relationship between two people that you never know if it is on or off until you ask. The moment you look away the relationship goes back to being suspended between states. The worst of these relationships sometimes include a dead cat.
Q: So is John and Jane an item or not?
A: I don't know, you'd have to ask, frequently. It is a bit of a Schrodinger relationship.
by AsciiKewl January 18, 2009
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Long Distance Relationship

People who can make things work no matter how far away they are or where they are. They truely love each other to make there love last
Catherine is in a long distance relationship with a boy named Devin who is two states away from her, yet she still loves him.
by Jackie Jessica D'Larace August 3, 2012
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Student Teacher relationship

A highly risky.....but frickin awesome relationship.

Often fantasized about, rarely pursued. Usually involves mind-blowing sex.

Most people have fantasized about it.
Teacher: Michelle, I'll need to see you after school about your homework
Student: OK
* After school student comes into room teacher locks door!!! (use your imagination) = Student Teacher relationship
by heypresto December 6, 2010
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courtesy felatio

The forgetten art of offering felatio as a nice 'thank you.' It is important to note that the felatio should NOT be used as an exchange for money or goods. Courtesy felatio is proper in lieu of a Thank You Card.

Perfect in return for helping someone move, house sitting, picking up groceries, drive to the airport, helping jump start your car, etc...
"Thanks for the drive to the airport. Allow me to express my gratitude with courtesy felatio"

NOT!!! "Thanks for the big screen tv... i'll give you a blow job"... (that is just prostitution)
by Chris Owen H October 1, 2005
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felatio

Also fellatio

N. The act of orally pleasing the male genitalia.

Throughout history felatio has been an exertion of dominance over his lessers. During pre-biblical times, a farmer might force a thief to perform felatio to him had he found said thief trying to steal goods from him.
Felatio is the culmination of a prom night's hard work.
by Jorge December 16, 2004
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Middle School relationship

Glorified friendship.
When a kid in middle school (usually ages 11-14) "likes" another kid and they agree to a week of hugging each other every day. It lasts longer if you're 13+. If you're 12-, it's basically just spotting your "lover" in their group of friends and hugging them, then standing around awkwardly when alone, every day for a week, or a day or two. It's completely fake! Crushes are way better compared to middle school relationships. At least you have something to dream about.
I was once, regretably, involved in a middle school relationship.
by crusaderofsarcasm December 24, 2010
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