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Fatherly Farts

When dads fart in a cheesy-funny way in order to embarrass children
Father- Hey, pull my finger!
Kid- DAD!!! Fatherly Farts again!?!?!?
by TheAntiItGirl April 3, 2010
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plane farts

When someone on a plane lets one rip and it stinks up the whole plane. Almost as bad a diarrhea farts, but these tend to smell like jet fuel as well.
A: How was your flight?
B: It sucked, crying babies and plane farts made it close to impossible to get any sleep.
A: Bummer.
by GretelundMavis October 5, 2011
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Onion Facts

Onion Facts is a godly video uploaded on the timotainment YouTube channel. It is very educational and redacted. It includes facts such as redacted, and redacted.
Orang: Have you seen onion facts?

Meme man: redacted
by Traffic Cone April 8, 2020
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10 print "farts"

LGR's fav BASIC program, infinitely prints "farts"
by IncorrectAssumptions December 18, 2018
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Big Facts

Him: Is she a hoe bro?
Me: Yea she is dead ass word to my muva Big Facts #BigFacts
Him: Say no more! Im lit.
by OsoAuzzie August 24, 2016
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vaginal farts

A sudden burst of air emitted via vaginal area due to excess internal pressure. Usually created via the male penis thrusting in and our of a vagina or other object inserted.
During intense love making, my female partner, blew a series vaginal farts...not unlike a balloon being filled with air and let go.
by VaginalVal August 19, 2018
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Alternative Facts

Using lies in an attempt to change the truth when the actual truth does not conform to the narrative you want to forward.
The press secretary didn't lie he was just using alternative facts.
by poidogp January 22, 2017
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