No Father Figure

A person that has no father in their life due to ridiculous actions decided by the son or daughter. or rather the father left due to his own decisions in the family. making him no longer the child's owner.

Son: "Hey dad, I got something to tell you."
Father: "Go ahead son, I'll be glad to hear what you'll say."
Son: "I am apart of the LGBTQ community, twitter user, and a Dream Stan!"
*The father soon leaves, without a goodbye to the son, but leaves an excuse instead, making the son have no father figure.

by EEFUS EEF January 29, 2022

Lerner's Father

Unfortunately this man is yet to be found. Lerner's Mom has had so much sex that it's possible Lerner's Father could be...
Sean Connery, Carson Daly, Muhammad Ali, EDI Cramer, Bill Clinton, or Uncle Ben (yea, the rice guy)

Midshipman 1- "Dude, wanna hang out tonight? A bunch of people are coming, even Lerner's Father."
Midshipman 2- "Really? I've never met him before."
Midshipman 1- "That's ok, neither has Lerner."

by Pedro November 18, 2004

founding fathers

When you sperm in a girls hair and mix it up so that it resembles a white powdered wig.

Her hair was oily for weeks after she a got a founding fathers!

by Golf swinger on the daily December 15, 2016

Founding-Father

The act of pouring powderd crack into a Male's urethra, packing it down like a musket, and climaxing into a partner's mouth or nose

You know, I just had to give her ye ol' founding-father

by Chrombompulus Michael October 22, 2019

The Blog Father

A person who is constantly online writing new blogs on their web page. Usually is a pretty cool blogger.

"DeShaun is always updating his myspace. He's the blog father, son."
"Word!"

by Budhacris October 4, 2005

No Father Figure

PNGTubers

No Father Figure?

by Dictionary0004 May 21, 2022

NNN Father

A NNN (No Nut November) Father is a person who impregnated someone during November meaning their child would be born in August

Sheev: Hey if your born in August doesn’t that mean your Dad is a NNN Father?
Willy: Whats an NNN Father?
Sheev: It means your dad failed No Nut November to get you

by Trojan November 4, 2019