fail beans

Remark used when a person does something stupid. Possible combination of "fail" and "cool beans".

Jennifer reached over the table, knocking over the glass of water and spilling it everywhere.

Jennifer: "Oh, crap. Sorry guys."
Everyone else: "Fail beans."

by Slomo#1 September 2, 2009

Fail and a half

When one performs a fail, but a fail that is so utterly horrible, that a half is necessary to be added.

Ashley: "Hey, Timmy, I have THE best dance moves like ever dude. You wanna see?"
*Ashley begins doing the moonwalk, then tumbles backwards down three flights of stairs*

Timmy: "HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was a fail and a half!"

by IJustAteAGrapeAndJizzInMyPants April 6, 2010

iron fail

A surprisingly common phenomenon that occurs when a person attempts to close a door with an IronGym attached to the door frame. The subject is astonished to see the door bounce back open and is subsequently humiliated by his friends.

Se7en went into the bathroom and began to close the door, when it suddenly bounced back open, knocking him into the toilet.
"Yeeaaahhh!" Mikl screamed, "You forgot the IronGym hanging in the doorway, faggot, what an iron fail!"
"Shut up. Let's get freaky now," crooned Se7en, fondling his splendid genitalia.

by Midimoto August 13, 2010

Mando-fail

A failure in a maths exam or test. Or a failure involving any maths-related problem or scenario. Dervies from the word Maths, (M) Addition, (a) Numbers, (N), Division (D) and Obtuse, (O). Commonly used in the east-Midlands area of Britain, this word is growing in usage.

Teacher: What do you think of the fact that you got 25% on your Maths exam?

Boy: It's a Mando-fail.

by ChocoholicCatholic23 July 18, 2009

Fat Fail

When you are unable to preform a task successfully because of your weight or fat rolls.

Did you see Jen try to pick up the pencil she dropped? What a fat fail.

by mcdok August 30, 2009

Ultimate Fail

When someone has failed beyond proportions that would otherwise be considered "Epic", they are stricken with the "Ultimate Fail!"

Guy to other person: Epic Fail.

Other Guy to person who failed: No, it's Ultimate Fail. It has to be.

by PsychoChainsawChipmunk July 15, 2009

Circadian fail

when your level of fail becomes just as natural as your bodily processes.

Guy #1: Dude, I swear that's the 5th time John accidentally hit on his sister while out clubbing.

Guy #2: I think John's a prime example of circadian fail.

by Seargant007™ August 30, 2010