basic facebook slut

Any simple whore on Facebook Who throws themselves at men. Obviously trashy and unrefined, she typically preys on men in relationships and pursues them vehemently. She attempts to sway them with nudes and sexual talk. She will also lie about her current relationship status because that's what they do. .

Unsophisticated.

Thirsty
Transparent motives

Mandi is a basic Facebook slut. That's the only way she can get attention.

by cawkstar June 14, 2014

facebook singing

The practice of, when you see a song lyric on Facebook or another social networking website, singing the next lyric. Usually someone will add a third, then a fourth, and so on.

(originally coined by Sethual Chocolate)

Jeff Smith says I believe I can fly

John Jones says I believe I can touch the sky

Kim German says I think about it every night and day

Phyllis Seymour wants to spread my wings and fly away

Andrew Rickenbacker just doesn't understand all this facebook singing.

by Yet Another Josh Cohen March 30, 2009

facebook stunt

When a person does something crazy and posts pictures it or writes something crazy/questionable on his/her wall to attract attention.

Jon: "Did you see the pictures of Peter smoking on his wall?!

Chris: "Hes just pulling a facebook stunt."

Jon: "I guess you are right, what a retard."

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Tina: "Did you see what Brittany wrote on her wall?!"

Cheri: "No, what?!"

Tina: "She wrote that she came out of the closet! I wonder what that means!?"

Cheri: "Ahh, its just another facebook stunt, shes so pathetic."

by Gauche Di Trolio May 20, 2009

Facebook Secretary

When your significant other is on your Facebook and tends to your requests more than you...

Husband receives friend request, wife approves it as his Facebook Secretary...

by Skudderz May 22, 2010

facebook storking

The act of stalking your facebook friends by persistently sending them random pictures of storks.

person 1 - I'm just facebook storking my ex.

person 2 - that's sooo lame.
person 1 - Yeah I know. Even the guy that created the fb group thinks it's lame

by Ceiling Cat NZ June 3, 2010

Facebook Status ADD

The term that refers to the inability to find a good Facebook status and there for reposting one every few minutes or even seconds.

"Did you see Ryan's status?"
"Which one?"
"What do you mean?"
"He had Facebook Status ADD"

by rush2010 April 11, 2010

facebook slobber

FB Slobber: The act of posting overly emotional comments, overly intimate comments and shit your friends don't want to see on your significant other's FB page. ~FB Slobber ~

Facebook slobber: I enjoyed last night if you know what I mean. Did I see a puddy tat? I did I did see a puddy tat!

by Gagging with a spoon August 18, 2010