Foochie fungus

When the spaces in between your toes have a black sort of toe jam in between them. Toe jam sounds weird whereas foochie fungus sounds classy and more sophisticated.

“Bro why is there some big ass toe jam inbetween your toes man?”
“Bro it’s called foochie fungus man!”
“Oh yeah sorry bro, anyway, thats some big ass foochie fungus you got there bro.”
“Thanks bro it means a lot”

by Lord have mercy on my soul August 26, 2019

fungus dingus

Fungus on your penis

I GOT A FUNGUS DINGUS

by KUCHKOS August 17, 2017

fungus fingers

Where you finger a blue waffle and get all of the puss on your fingers

oh dude, I heard you got fungus fingers of that girls blue waffle!

by westy lad February 25, 2011

Fungus on a log

The act of a male masturbating and taking a shit at the same time and ejaculating on the excrement

Bout to make fungus on a log!

by Anon112221 January 21, 2021

butthole fungus

A type of fungus which originates from buttholes

I went to have anal with your mom, but I stopped when I saw her butthole fungus

by Jsjaje December 02, 2015

Chungus Fungus

Small Chinese penis. Derived from the Latin classification of small mushroom native to China referred to a "Chungus Fungus".

He's Chinese, so obviously he got a Chungus Fungus

by Partyhunter April 21, 2025

Chungus Fungus

A Chinese male with a small penis. Named after the Latin "Chinese mushroom" known for their classification of small wild mushrooms.

He's Chinese, so he's definitely got a chungus fungus.

by Partyhunter April 21, 2025