flash the deuce

To hold up two fingers with the intent of signifying that you have to drop a deuce, i.e. take a crap.

Johnson: "Now Frank, you have to cut the green wire first. Go ahead and do that now."
Frank: "Ok, cutting the green wire. Here goes nothing...got it! What's next?"
Johnson: "You're doing great, Frankie. How much time do we have left?"
Frank: "One minute, forty-seven seconds til she blows."
Johnson: "Now cut the blue wire. Once you do that, there's only one more step until the bomb is disarmed."
Frank: "I can barely see down here...ok, blue wire, blue wire...I think this is it. Cutting now...ok, we're clear. What now, Johnson?"
Johnson (in the background): "Oh shit! Agnes, get the phone for me."
Frank: "Johnson!!! Are you there?"
Johnson's secretary: "Sorry hon, I just saw him flash the deuce. My guess is he'll be on the crapper for the next 10 minutes or so. Today was the office chili con carne festival. You'd better call back later."
Frank: "But we have to dismantle this bomb!!!"
Johnson's secretary: "Um yeah...I wouldn't know anything about that. I suggest you try calling back around...oh...maybe 3:30 this afternoon. Buh-bye now."

by Nicholas D June 17, 2008

flash money

money that is used with the sole purpose of buying fancy things that show off ones wealth. first used in the movie Beverly Hills Cop.

i just got a new job and really need some flash money to make my colleagues think im well off!

by sabu89 December 28, 2013

Flash Powder

Flash powder is a powder comprised of Potassium Perchlorate and Aluminum Powder. It's called flash powder for it's rapid expansion, it literally flashes out of existence with a bright flash of light. Flash powder is used in most exploding firecrackers but in small amounts. The legal limit for the U.S. is 50 milligrams, M-80s and other such types of firecrackers contained the same powder but in larger quantities. M-80s usually contained 7 grams of flash powder. Flash powder is so powerful that in larger amounts it will explode upon ignition without the need for a shell for gasses to build up in.

"Wow! That flash powder really makes for good firecrackers, it just ripped the hood of that car off!"
" I know, good thing we used 4oz of it, I wounder what 8oz would do?"

by SharkByte August 9, 2006

Flash Poppies

Flash poppies is the time shifting of events happening in someones head after they endure in smoking weed.

"dude i was so high i started getting flash poppies"

by Sean Chapman January 23, 2009

Flash Friendship

An intense friendship that comes about very fast, and then after two or three months is over.

Max: Why don't you talk to jim anymore? You guys were tight.
Josh: I don't know, I guess we just had a flash friendship during baseball season.

by Squeegy Beckenheim November 13, 2009

Flash Bang

Loading gay porn on a device and throwing it into a group of unsuspecting males while yelling "Flash Bang!"

A humorous way to prank your straight friends by exposing them to gay porn

I really got those guys at the other table with that flash bang I threw at lunch.
My friend hit me with a flash bang.

by Chrispyboi69420 October 22, 2018

Flash Flood

An exciting event that occurs and thereafter causes a woman's vagina to instantaneously become wetter than a slaughter house floor.

1. Kim,"Jeez Debbie that guy is so sexy."

Debbie, "Yeea I just had a flash flood."

2. Fact: Kieth Richard's pelvis gyrations cause women to have flash floods.

by Brett schu June 13, 2010