nigger fix

substandard work or repair

I put the nigger fix on the steps so I could get away from the job quicker.

by laughingdoginc July 19, 2012

Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything

take the top layer of skin off with a knife and pour bleach on it

works for: poison ivy, chiggers, burns, cuts, scrapes, sunburn, chemical burns, AIDS, cancer, etc..

"DUDE! I had some wicked poison ivy, but i used Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything and got rid of it ASAP"

-"I think that chick last night might've had something. My crotch itches like hell."
+"You should try Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything"
-"OW!"

by rashakash June 26, 2008

spic fix

1. Something that is fixed with little to no materials, usually incorrectly, by someone of low intelligence. Refers to the lazy ass hispanics. Particularly those mexicans and PR's. Similar to a nigger rig.

Manuel and Jorge came down the street in their low rider when the wheel fell off. They spic-fixed it with some toothpaste and a coathanger though.

by Skunk September 26, 2004

The Melatonin Fix

When you give your partner melatonin because they are talking too much. Then, you fuck them into a coma.

My girlfriend was so hyper last night that I used the Melatonin fix on her.

by thecockyhen August 16, 2018

Nic Fix

A quick, low effort fix to a problem that only addresses the immediate symptom and not the root cause. This usually leads to other problems or recurring of the original problem.

Problem: The faucet in the kitchen is leaking.

Nic Fix: turn off the water to the sink, the leak stops. Side effect is that now the faucet doesn't work and in order to get water you now have to turn the water back on.

Real Fix: Repair or replace the faucet. Slightly more effort, but the right way to go.

by sully0321 June 23, 2010

Jesus-fix

To fix a problem that has been stumping someone else in an incredibly simplistic way on your first try, often by hitting or touching the object in question. The method used to fix the device may have already been tried multiple times, but just didn't work until you came along. This is reminiscent of how Jesus Christ supposedly healed the sick just by touching them.

My car horn was broken for months, but Tanner Jesus-fixed it on the first time he pushed it.

My friend's phone wasn't working for hours yesterday, but I came in and Jesus-fixed it when I turned it off and on even though she had already tried that five times.

by DaskinRobins October 7, 2011

Hollywood fix

A random old man (fletcher) following teenage minors (TikTokers)
Asking them weird questions and telling them „tHe FaNs wAnNa KnOw“

Person x: who is the weirdest person alive?
*all thinking of the Hollywood fix guy (fletcher)

by “my future“out now, stream it! November 11, 2020