car faffing

Car faffing is the subclass of dogging involving purely homosexual men.

Where are Jon and Matt?

Oh, they are off car faffing like mad things.

by stoduk January 8, 2011

Faf Baf and Daf

These three acronyms can literally mean anything. Fresh as fuck Bad as fuck dope as fuck ….

This new fit is faf baf and daf.

by Scrambles904 July 18, 2022

Faf

Fast as fuck

Peter always gets there first. He is faf.

by Pedroctbus July 14, 2021

FAF

Fake ass friend

Becky won’t go to the bars with me at 1am on a Wednesday she’s a FAF

by Lo_Litty September 1, 2019

Faf

Somebody who has a large body mass for their frame (fat as fuck)

Wow she's FAF

Damn, he's faffy

by Eden333 July 4, 2020

FAF

To wash yourself with a flannel starting with your Face, then Armpits and lastly Fanny.

Gf: I can’t be arsed to shower I’m going to have a faf.
Bf: Ok bruh

by Mark Succerberg January 11, 2019

faf

a person who gets mad at another person for telling them to have sexual intercourse with a male or female duck or flying animal.

person-"hey have the sex with duck! other person-no I am mad! person-you are faf lol!

by orb 134 November 22, 2020