Excuse me, but shit

A polite way of letting someone or something know the impending doom of a situation.

Also, you could tap someone on the shoulder and say this before slinging shit in their face

Paul tapped her on the shoulder, seeing the giant wave behind her. "Excuse me, but shit" he said, pointing to the wave

by The dark Lilith November 11, 2016

Excuses are like corn ...

Excuses are like corn, there are many varieties.

Chela: I couldn't take you out on walk today, I was so busy and didn't get around to it.

Pino: Don't worry mommy. Excuses are like corn ... there are many varieties!

by Jack Pepino February 14, 2019

Exsertapple

The act of seeming like the best person in the world but really having the power of fucking everything up

I am exsertapple not exsertasshole

by Eagledick6 September 13, 2019

Eause

Abuse suffered from the game company EA, known for its microtransactions.

Person A: Hey man, you look down, what's wrong?
Person B: Just going through some Eause right now...
Person A: What did EA do this time?

by drankedsoda March 8, 2020

Eusef

Eusef is the type of guy that will rock his way into a steady future whether your ass agrees with him or not. He will sass life with class, and do it all while sipping gin by the pool in his minimalist but luxurious exclusive beach house. He treats his friendships the same way, as a steady rock that you can always fall back to and rely on.

Good stuff Eusef, good stuff.

by The best Elisa September 2, 2022

Christmas excuse

excuse parents use to be extra cheap and stingy

-I need a new hat and don't use the christmas excuse.
-Sorry son, we can't afford to spend anymore money, it was just Christmas.

by john is my real name December 6, 2009

Bed excuse

An excuse, (usually a bad excuse) that people use when they cancel on something but actually just want to sleep together.

Ah my boyfriend is tired and wants to go home.
Ah thats just a Bed excuse!

I am so tired tonight... i cant come to the party...sorry
ah, yea your boyfriend said the same... thats a bed excuse girl!

by MakgeoliDaan September 26, 2011