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Asian Express

A person of mixed race having heritages of multiple cultures from the Asian continent.
Incel: I have a fetish for Asian Expresses.
by Bororus June 13, 2018
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bintang express

A nickname for Jetstar flights that fly from Australia to Bali
Person 1: “you going anywhere over the holidays
Person 2: “yeah mate i’m taking the bintang express straight to Bali”
by stoopiiid October 19, 2019
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Big Bowl Chinese Express

A restaurant in the midwest, known for it's authentic asian ingredients and friendly customer service. Big Bowl Chinese Express has the best food in quick service!
I ate at Big Bowl Chinese Express last night and I absolutly MUST go back!
by BIGGEST Big Bowl Express Fan February 4, 2010
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G-Ville Express

The spiritual journey, experience, or state of mind that all G-villians undergo at one point or another in their lives to find out more about themselves, reveal the inner workings of their minds, and to become one with the spirit of G-ville.
Hardcore G-villian #1 - Bro, you wanna hit this green amnesia shit and ride the G-ville Express?

Hardcore G-villian #2 - Word up! You think we'll see Ozzy this time?

Hardcore G-villian #1 - No doubt son. Ozzy rides the G-ville Express all day, every day.

Hardcore G-villian #2 - Damn dude... he clearly just does not give a fuck.
by shiftysundance May 22, 2010
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Super red expresso snow flake

A large rare bud that has a red glaze over it and smoke so sweet and smooth it's the best bud going around.
Damn bro what's that shit we smoked?
Super Red Expresso Snow Flake
I just shit.
by Blitz24/7 April 7, 2011
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Pineapple Express

Probably the best and funniest shit ever committed on film by humanity since the dawn of history. Due to August 8, 08.
Dude #1: I can't wait to see Pineapple Express, dude
Dude #2: Why? Seth and Judd are nothing but pothead stoners with bad toilet humor!
Dude #1: *stab*.
by Dude of Life July 4, 2008
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midnight express

The Midnight Express is a descriptive term to describe the act of taking a late night bowel movement that is coupled with a raunchy smelling odor that slowly seeps outwards from the bathroom and typically results in waking up all occupants of a household.

The Midnight Express though rare, typically originates from a steady diet of junk food, taco bell, and other bowel stimulating foods. Such foods by themselves are relatively harmless however under special circumstances these foods will cascade together in an order that creates a harden plug with a toxic gaseous liquid behind it.

Once such circumstances exist, typically the “Train Driver” -the person who performs the midnight express- will experience “whistle blowing” –also called flatulence- ranging from one to three days until the plug reaches the end of its journey, which in the case of the midnight express will be between the hours of 11pm to 3am. This critical point is also referred to as the “train leaving the station” or the “All Aboard Call”.

Sometimes this All aboard Call is mistaken by the Train Driver as just another Whistle Blow which to there surprise results in either a mad dash to the bathroom or squashing allover themselves rather than the nice casual stroll. This loud trotting sound only adds effect to the Midnight Express imagery and the wet Whistle Blow is the tail-tail sign that the Midnight express is about to roll thru.
I was peacefully dreaming until my roommate took a midnight express which woke me up and left me gasping for air.

After I took a midnight express it took 5 days to get the smell out of the house.
by Fleet_Admiral September 7, 2008
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