Evan

A pussy that has a girlfriend just to hide the fact that he is gay

I am an Evan.

by Ealgivf February 4, 2019

Evan

Fuck you bitch

Evan sucks booty hole

by Duckfuck188 February 11, 2019

Evan

A very successful guy. He has a lot of money and has no problems. He is very generous and always helps his friends.

Andy: He has so much money!
Janet: I know right, he's probably an Evan

by thecroissanthathatesu February 12, 2019

Evan

a cocksucking headcase

evan is a headcase

by arrrrrrrgg June 25, 2019

Evan

He is a fat hoe with a 30 minute 5k time and is also the gayest person alive and is a BOOMER

Bruh Evan is a hoe

by Hitler the Jew slayer November 21, 2019

Evan

Way cooler than anyone named stryker

Wow evans cooler than stryker

by Yoauntsdad November 26, 2019

Evan

Basically God.

Someone: "Hi Evan"
Someone else: "You cant talk to him hes got wayyyyy to much clout"

by EASHGANNG May 28, 2019