Essay Olympics

A time sensitive event where one has to complete an essay before it is due. Typically 1-2 hours before it is due.

I can’t go out tonight, I got the Essay Olympics going on tonight.

by Jc the Og December 15, 2018

Essays

A thing that is really pointless (in my opinion) and makes writing not fun.

Wow, I really hate essays because they are pointless and are not fun to do.

by HaVinG A gOoD TimE March 19, 2019

Essassanni

Humanitarian society.

Im part of the essassanni and usa is monopilizing it by 1%, and thy USA is the leader of it.ALASKA PD.

by On thee trend January 1, 2020

essay

a boring piece of literature used in school, and work. A minor waste of time, a useless piece of work. #ad

"Hi, Joe are you excited about the essay on Jan. 28th?"
"No, Karen I am not."

by Aaron Person January 23, 2020

essay

pain

i have 13 fucking essays to due tomorrow

by hahahhahahahasdaghjfhajfahhada May 3, 2020

Essaie

That nigga who used to be shorter than the whole gang a year ago but almost six foot right now. He’s pretty chill and lowkey always vibin with only one bestfriend, but has a very large circle of close friends. He used to be a fortnite kid but summer 2019 turned him into a stoner instead. His sisters pretty cute tho

Damn this nigga Essaie really do be skinny tho.

by cheifsossa June 11, 2020

essay

the art of extending a single strand of bullshit to create a maximally longer strand of the same bullshit.

Hey, did you finish that bullshit essay?
Yeah, I just mixed in some other bullshit to make it long enough to be called an essay.

by Noxillio July 6, 2020