Stands for Engulfs Nature's Gold land as it's only ever sunny a couple of days a year when everyone is busy at work and then rains the rest of the year
"Let's have a picnic it's a beautiful day"
5 minutes later
*Drowning sandwiches and jeans stuck to your legs*
"England never fails to rain at the worst times"
5 minutes later
*Drowning sandwiches and jeans stuck to your legs*
"England never fails to rain at the worst times"
by Legokillsfeet June 26, 2016
Get the England mug.Wee bastards that steal all our fucking fish an' oil fae Scotland (the better country of Britain). England is a wee bit of a shitehole and should not vote fae fuckin' brexit.
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The Old-England Tea Bag is when you urinate on your S/O's face then proceed to take a dump into her mouth.
Dude 1: I gave my wife the Old-England Tea bag this morning.
Dude 2: Wow! How'd she take it?
Dude 1: She filed for a divorce this morning.
Dude 2: Wow! How'd she take it?
Dude 1: She filed for a divorce this morning.
by FuccBoii2k15 March 24, 2015
Get the Old-England Tea Bag mug.Born: 4th of June 1738
Reigned: 1760 - 1820
Died: 1820
His reign marked thew loss of the American Colonies. After the Boston Tea Party in 1773.
He also created the Buckingham Palace and the English word sandwich during a game of cards.
After the death of French king Louise the XVI George worried that he was next this drove him to the point of insanity and also made him blind.
His son George IV of England ran as regent as his father recovered from his illness.
Eventually the king returned to normal but he was still blind.
Later 60 years into his reign he died.
Reigned: 1760 - 1820
Died: 1820
His reign marked thew loss of the American Colonies. After the Boston Tea Party in 1773.
He also created the Buckingham Palace and the English word sandwich during a game of cards.
After the death of French king Louise the XVI George worried that he was next this drove him to the point of insanity and also made him blind.
His son George IV of England ran as regent as his father recovered from his illness.
Eventually the king returned to normal but he was still blind.
Later 60 years into his reign he died.
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English Man 1: I'm so proud to be English, we truely are the best nation on earth.
English Man 2: I agree, but...
English Man 1: What?
English Man 2: We did help to discover America.
English Man 1: True, we are assholes. The whole world would be a better place if noone knew America existed.
English Man 2: Actually, George Bush's ancestors came from Somerset, England so maybe it's a good job America was discovered because at least we got rid of him in time.
English Man 2: I agree, but...
English Man 1: What?
English Man 2: We did help to discover America.
English Man 1: True, we are assholes. The whole world would be a better place if noone knew America existed.
English Man 2: Actually, George Bush's ancestors came from Somerset, England so maybe it's a good job America was discovered because at least we got rid of him in time.
by Me1990 January 11, 2008
Get the england mug.England is the largest and most populous country that make up the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. It's capital is London.
England physically borders Scotland and Wales. Geographically it is at the northwestern edge of Europe (together with the island that makes up Ireland/Eire).
England physically borders Scotland and Wales. Geographically it is at the northwestern edge of Europe (together with the island that makes up Ireland/Eire).
The United Kingdom comprises England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland. England is the largest and most populous.
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