bacteria enema

when an automatic flush toilet flushes before you have a chance to finish, therefor spraying the filthy toilet water up into your ass.

guy 1 "stupid auto flush toilet gave me a bacteria enema again."
guy 2 " sick dude, better go get an STD test"
guy 1 " second time this month"

by bcbud4200 September 15, 2010

Milk enema

Brendon was kneeling in the bathtub

Dallon gave brendon a milk enema

by Thebrallonmilkficisonwattpad August 30, 2020

ivory enema

the act of being of penetrated in the anus by a bull during a bullfight or rodeo.

Guy 1: Shit my ass is gonna hurt for months after that ivory enema earlier.

Guy 2: Yea dude, I told you to always face the bull.

by HuffDaddy61 December 31, 2011

holy ghost enema

Something that is used to awaken a otherwise dead church. To fill one with the spirit of god.

We brought in this guest preacher and he gave the congregation a holy ghost enema.

by Smitty. J February 17, 2006

Mexican Enema

When, after drinking a significant amount of liquid -e.g. coffee or beer- over the course of a few hours, you anally penetrate a female's asshole with your erect penis and proceed to urinate until your bladder has been emptied.

If the amount of urine expelled into the female's colon is any less than one standard pint, the act is then referred to as a Mexican Leak.

Guy 1: "My wife is a fat whore who won't stop eating cheese. She's constipated for the 5th time this month, that disgusting bitch."

Guy 2: "Just buy her some Mexican food and it ought to clear her right out. Better yet, just give her a Mexican enema."

by Holy Nigger January 27, 2009

Energetic Imprint

We each have a default emotion. You know people you would describe as a pissed off individual, or negative, or sad, depressed, or really happy all the time. Let’s call this their default emotion.

Emotions have a vibrational frequency that radiate out from a person, which is why people ‘feel’ good or bad to you before you even touch them.

A person’s live cells carry their frequency and you might want to think about the quality of the DNA you are taking on by exchanging energy through sexuality and bodily fluids.

After a classroom empties out, hours later you can still feel the Energetic Imprint of the Students that have long since left the room.

After hugging a relative goodbye at the Airport you can still feel their Energetic Imprint on you and in you.

by Vagina Worthy April 15, 2009

golden enema

With gays, relieving the bladder during anal intercourse.

Since Tyrone drank so much beer and liked bareback anal intercourse, he was great with a golden enema.

by Richard Black March 12, 2005