the (inconsistent) inability to read other people's minds through body language and facial expressions.
oh, shit! you were being sarcastic?! i'm emotionally dyslexic so i missed it completely.
dude - she's really into you!
you've got emotional dyslexia, she hates my guts!
dude - she's really into you!
you've got emotional dyslexia, she hates my guts!
by geek.neo January 13, 2011
It's when you feel dead on the inside. No, not even dead. You don't feel anything. As if all the nerve impulses in your body died. It's a temporary state that hits you out of no where. A state where life gets sucked out of you and nothing can trigger emotions inside.
That, or when bae spanks you but you don't get turned on.
That, or when bae spanks you but you don't get turned on.
"Man my girlfriend is so void of emotions sometimes, not even hickies turn her on."
"Don't mess with me, I'm void of emotions right now and the thought of slicing your balls into salad doesn't sound bad "
"Don't mess with me, I'm void of emotions right now and the thought of slicing your balls into salad doesn't sound bad "
by Roseannnn April 19, 2016
Someone who reveals all their emotional baggage to anyone who will listen. Relates to someone who talks about all their problems--especially in dating and love--on a first date.
Sarah and John will not be going on another date because she was an emotional slut on the last one. She told him all about her failed relationships, problems with her boss, and how her cat keeps throwing up. She cried; he left.
by Jacquelina September 26, 2008
Person one: "Gahh, I have some serious mixed emotions..."
Person two: "How so?"
Person one: "I am bored, Cold, Sleepy, Mad, Lazy, and upset."
Person two: "How so?"
Person one: "I am bored, Cold, Sleepy, Mad, Lazy, and upset."
by TashiaLynn November 28, 2007
The response when you ask a friend out of politeness whats going on their life, and they respond by bitching, moaning, and whining about stupid crap just for the sake of attention, and not because anything's really wrong. They've just got a case of the ass, or "poor me" syndrome.
-can cause the recipient of emotional vomit to have glazed eyes, brain static, and an extreme desrire to kill either themselves, the person doing the emotional vomiting, or both
-can cause the recipient of emotional vomit to have glazed eyes, brain static, and an extreme desrire to kill either themselves, the person doing the emotional vomiting, or both
person a: hey, man, how's life treating you?
person b: Oh man, it sucks, first my girlfriends was flirting with random guy... well, ok, maybe she wasnt actualy flirting, but it still hurt my feelings! Then my boss was a total jerk to me today because he didnt give me props for something I did, and my dog is sick, and life is so unfair..... buzz buzz.. bitch, moan, whine, complain, etc
person a: damn! Sorry I asked. I'm going to go home and wash all of this emotional vomit off
person b: Oh man, it sucks, first my girlfriends was flirting with random guy... well, ok, maybe she wasnt actualy flirting, but it still hurt my feelings! Then my boss was a total jerk to me today because he didnt give me props for something I did, and my dog is sick, and life is so unfair..... buzz buzz.. bitch, moan, whine, complain, etc
person a: damn! Sorry I asked. I'm going to go home and wash all of this emotional vomit off
by Crys-AOD July 11, 2008
a person or confidant who is willing and happy to listen to all of the terrible shit going on in your life.
by bluelantern54321 July 15, 2011
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