A severe, temporarily debilitating bowel condition which can have dire consequences for any and all parties involved.
E.D. is usually caused by the consumption of excessively spicy or rich foods and, often, alcohol. Symptoms include:
1. Unexpected and odd-sounding bowel movements
2. The feeling of immediate urgency to find a toilet
3. The passing of large amounts of liquid faeces, usually accompanied by large amounts of gas.
E.D. is often a worrying experience. On release of the pent-up gas, the contents of the rectum are projected with speed out of the anus and into the toilet pan. The force of this release is often remarkable, and large amounts of liquid faeces can be sprayed over a surprising area of porcelain.
Needless to say, E.D. is not a condition which is convenient to develop when you are A) camping, or B) in someone else's restaurant, or C) in a public lavatory.
There is no known remedy for the symptoms of E.D., except to avoid eating spicy food in the first place.
E.D. is usually caused by the consumption of excessively spicy or rich foods and, often, alcohol. Symptoms include:
1. Unexpected and odd-sounding bowel movements
2. The feeling of immediate urgency to find a toilet
3. The passing of large amounts of liquid faeces, usually accompanied by large amounts of gas.
E.D. is often a worrying experience. On release of the pent-up gas, the contents of the rectum are projected with speed out of the anus and into the toilet pan. The force of this release is often remarkable, and large amounts of liquid faeces can be sprayed over a surprising area of porcelain.
Needless to say, E.D. is not a condition which is convenient to develop when you are A) camping, or B) in someone else's restaurant, or C) in a public lavatory.
There is no known remedy for the symptoms of E.D., except to avoid eating spicy food in the first place.
1. Last night's curry gave me the worst explosive diarrhea... The toilet was a right mess.
2. I had E.D. in a public toilet once... the janitor called the bomb squad
2. I had E.D. in a public toilet once... the janitor called the bomb squad
by Urban Dictionary June 20, 2006
by Tom Ivens May 05, 2003
*Slamming a volleyball way out of bounds
*Walking into a party and yelling profanities
Person 1: Dude did you see me bouce the ball of the ceiling into their cup?!
Person2: Haha i know man! SWAGGER EXPLOSION!
*Walking into a party and yelling profanities
Person 1: Dude did you see me bouce the ball of the ceiling into their cup?!
Person2: Haha i know man! SWAGGER EXPLOSION!
by Vard-Face June 24, 2010
An erectile explosion is were you seal the top of the penis with gorrila glue and proceed to urinate or masterbait violently until your penis explodes
Peter: hey bob why did you become a woman
Bob: because i preformed the erectile explosion
Peter: wow my sister did the aame
Bob: because i preformed the erectile explosion
Peter: wow my sister did the aame
by Penis_overlord November 11, 2021
When you're having anal sex and they have diarrhea and the same time you are ejaculating into their anus.
Also a shitty operation in Star Wars The Old Republic MMO.
Also a shitty operation in Star Wars The Old Republic MMO.
"There was an explosive conflict at the orgy last night."
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"The operation tonight is Explosive Conflict, I'd rather have an explosive conflict then do that operation again."
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"The operation tonight is Explosive Conflict, I'd rather have an explosive conflict then do that operation again."
by D.E.A.P March 23, 2016
There are 10 things that can cause an ass explosion:
1. Laxatives
2. Food allergies/intolerances
3. Medication side effects
4. Oily/greasy food
5. Eating too much plant fiber
6. Infectious diseases/food poisoning
7. Exposure to certain toxins
8. Chronic gastrointestinal conditions (IBS for example)
9. An imbalance of gut bacteria
10. Over-eating
11. Hormonal fluctuations (females)
Generally, you can tell if an ass explosion is going to happen, symptoms include:
Gas
Gurgling in the lower abdomen
Pressure behind the asshole that feels like something solid is trying to get out
Bloating
Slight abdominal cramping
1. Laxatives
2. Food allergies/intolerances
3. Medication side effects
4. Oily/greasy food
5. Eating too much plant fiber
6. Infectious diseases/food poisoning
7. Exposure to certain toxins
8. Chronic gastrointestinal conditions (IBS for example)
9. An imbalance of gut bacteria
10. Over-eating
11. Hormonal fluctuations (females)
Generally, you can tell if an ass explosion is going to happen, symptoms include:
Gas
Gurgling in the lower abdomen
Pressure behind the asshole that feels like something solid is trying to get out
Bloating
Slight abdominal cramping
by Vampira Andres May 29, 2023