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An Elvis

An Elvis-when you strain so much to poo you almost give yourself a stroke.
I just had an Elvis.
by jimmyjp November 22, 2013
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Shades of Elvis

Elvis died taking a shit, so if you die shitting it will be shades of Elvis
I struggled so hard on the pot I almost had shades of Elvis
by Deetz May 3, 2004
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An Elvis Presley

When you go to drop a dooce, but you find yourself constipated and must proceed to shamefully exit the shithouse unrelieved. A rare occurence since the invention of laxatives.
Doug: Last night I ate that whole box of Cheerios and this morning I totally pulled an Elvis Presley.
Tom: I knew something was up. The bathroom was unusually stank free this afternoon.
by Jakee B April 27, 2008
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the shit that killed elvis

a tasty kind of weed. it killed elvis cause its so damn good. if you hear that its going around you town, snatch that shit, no gimmicks. then let me know so i can get my fingers on it too@! Mmmm its so green and has these little yellow hairs all over it and it looks like it got rained on by thc.
Joe: You want some of the shit that killed elvis?

Me: Nigga I been a fiend of the shit that killed elvis since you picked it up last week!
by Rai Bai Bai February 19, 2009
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The Elvis

When you dry hump your boyfriend by gyrating your hips until he cums in your hand. Then you use the cum to slick back his hair and say, “Thank you, thank you very much. You’ve been Elvised!”
Last night my girlfriend got me back for spidermanning her last week. She got me good withThe Elvis! Touché!
by veggie steak August 14, 2009
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Velvet Elvis

the kickass feeling of getting blown and rimmed by two people at the same time.

Velvet - the hair rimming the anus
Elvis - hedonist, wants it all at once, I mean the man died on the toilet
because of it.
"I almost lost it--one on my cock and the other licking my ass--it was a Velvet Elvis."
by Brooklyn Rake April 1, 2007
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french elvis

I made myself a French Elvis for breakfast at the hotel’s crepe bar.
by Grouchy February 15, 2018
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