election fuckery

When it takes more than a day to count ballots. When they shut down the voting machines at 2am in six states . When the votes at 3am appear out of nowhere.

You know there is election fuckery going on when they have taken 4 days to steal the election

by SWFTBC2017 November 11, 2022

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Get the election fuckerymug.

re-election

Candidacy for the second term of a political office or other position.

Re-election refers to the second term.

by KWY789 January 17, 2023

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re-elected

When someone or something wins the second term.

That person was re-elected.

by KWY789 January 17, 2023

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As opposed to a c-section, when the results of an election cause pregnant women to conclude their unborn child has a better chance of survival the sooner they get the right to vote, therefore the sooner they are born.

Person A: I went into labor yesterday, and had a beautiful baby boy. But it was a premature birth.

Person B: Really? Why?

Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.

by TheSharpie November 25, 2016

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Get the election sectionmug.

2020 Election Cycle Shot

A reversed engineered tequila shot meant to make you physically feel (relief from?) the year 2020 and the American Presidential election cycle.

1. Snort Salt

2. Take the tequila shot

3. Squirt the lime into your open eyes

This will help fight COVID-19 as well as give you a distraction from American politics.

Steve: Man, this year is shit

Terri: Here, take this 2020 Election Cycle shot to distract you from it all

Steve: *takes shot as intended*

Steve: *can no longer be bothered by 2020 for a moment*

Steve: Thank you but please put it in reverse, Terri
Terri: *scooters into danger*

by Pibbs18 November 3, 2020

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