A phrase describing the reality of folks who are so full of themselves due to their financial privilege that the distortion causes profound lapses in judgment.
My ultra-wealthy friend down in Texas has become money drunk, and therefore ultra-stupid about how he spends it; his most recent demonstration of this phenomenon was with his purchase of an exotic wild animal ranch he’s nicknamed “Big Nuggets Ranch!”
by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2020
Beyond wasted. So wasted, in fact, that you add syllables to words, lose your phone, hook up with random chicks in elevators, etc.
Person One - "Wow man I feel like shit today. Musta gotten white girl wasted last night."
Person Two - "White girl wasted?? Not even close bro. More like Dunlap drunk!"
Person Two - "White girl wasted?? Not even close bro. More like Dunlap drunk!"
by dailydump891 January 01, 2012
After leaving an event that was attended by an unusually high number of handsome men, you turn to your friend and say "Whoa. I'm feeling a little hunk drunk!"
by TheUrbanMennonite January 08, 2014
a method of preparing your bed so that it is comfortable and easily accessible after a night of drinking. Usually includes clearing all the shit off it, folding back the covers and laying out your pjs
by lamicmic January 08, 2010
by Blu3D3v1l October 21, 2019
When your dropped off at the airport with no kids and no wife, and whilst your drinking you miss your flight.
Friend 1: hey man, I heard Ryan got airport drunk!
Friend 2: yeah man, I heard he had four manhattans, missed his flight, and his sister had to give him a ride home.
Friend 1: WHAT AN IDIOT.
Friend 2: yeah man, I heard he had four manhattans, missed his flight, and his sister had to give him a ride home.
Friend 1: WHAT AN IDIOT.
by KathnPersteph2 March 07, 2020
When out with people who are drinking/drunk, the person or people on drunk patrol are the people who are keeping them from getting into too much shit, like getting arrested or hurting themselves. Like a designated driver, but for everything.
"While I was out with everyone last night, I had to be on drunk patrol, and someone almost jumped off a bridge but I stopped them."
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"Jerry threw up last night, but I was on drunk patrol so I had to clean it up."
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"Jerry threw up last night, but I was on drunk patrol so I had to clean it up."
by the steve. October 14, 2006