downtown cleve

When an old man has a midlife crisis and makes a young chick feel sorry for him resulting in disturbing sexual relations.

Old man: My wife hates me and I just bought a yellow pickup truck.
College chick: OMG I'm so sorry, that truck is totes cool though.

Old man: Thanks, by the way, my name is Cleve, aka downtown Cleve.

by Masterseif January 10, 2014

Downtown Tugboat

When you reach into a random man's pants and begin to give him a hand job while being on a boat.

Look over there Johny, that man is giving him a downtown tugboat!

by Flapjack Stevens May 26, 2016