Douchebag

~A person who, While also being a unfeeling, asshole with an Ego trumping His/Her IQ Tenfold, will mooch Money and Social standing from whoever he comes in contact with.

Person 1: Hey did you hear what Cov did? He broke poor Alyssas Heart!
Person 2: What a Douchebag

by Just.Another.Nothing October 10, 2014

douchebag

Comcast

"Comcast are the definition of douchebags"

by Tracytron December 14, 2017

Douchebag

Ajit Pai is the ultimate form of the douche bag. Going from Verizon Lawyer to being designated as FCC Chairman by America's own Manchurian Candidate. He wants to make the internet shitty for literally everyone and probably doesn't know a thing about actual networking. Like literally nothing.

My name is Ajit Pai and I don't know a thing about networking but let me sell you on this fancy idea called "Internet Fast Lanes!"

Cisco Routers? Is that like Sisqo's Thong Song? God, I'm SUCH a douchebag!

by Frank Jaeger November 22, 2017

Douchebag

Someone who is rude and selfish.

John is a complete douchebag because he wouldn't let me go to his parties.

by Oeedy December 21, 2017

Douchebag

A term used by a teenage girl to reference a teenage boy

Hey, look at that douchebag over there he is so rude

by Jrocket22 October 24, 2017

Douchebag

Any guy who wears sunglasses indoors

Woah, Jacob has sunglasses on in the movie theatre...what a douchebag!!!

by Fuckingfuckfucker October 13, 2016

Douchebag

Jake Paul

"Yo man did you Jake Paul new vid"
"No fucking douchebag" #fuckjakepaul"

by Candykelly02 July 19, 2017