douchebag

"douchebag" literally derives from the term associated with someone filling a paper bag with feces, either their own or of an animal, and then proceeding to set that bag on fire and leave it on a doorstep of someone's house who is deserving of such a gift.

If the term "douchebag" is said ABOUT a person it is the equivalent of calling them a flaming bag of poop.

"Ben is a total douchebag for hitting on Samantha when he knows I wanted that hot mess."

by sirieht December 17, 2015

Douchebag

Just another bag of meat who doesn't care about people.

Douchebags are a beauty product, they make things that don't seem right, sound better.

by MineOwedWu's March 17, 2021

DOUCHEBAG

The little runts who think they are above average looking. They have personality disorders, and have to go live off of women in different states. A relationship fraud. A constant need for attention. Clueless to the sane people around them. A using parasite, who can't get his own anything. A paranoid, control freak, who suffers from morning jealousy, (made up). Very low intelligence. A pathological liar, serial cheater. Always on the lookout for that smile that means just a smile to normal people. Clueless to how stupid it actually looks to others. Struts like a peacock. Stares at itself in the mirror 24/7.

"Look at that douchebag, throwing a whiney shitshow. "

by Tammy 1234 July 30, 2018

Douchebag

Any guy who wears sunglasses indoors

Woah, Jacob has sunglasses on in the movie theatre...what a douchebag!!!

by Fuckingfuckfucker October 13, 2016

douchebag

a stupid, mean, or obnoxious person.

that guy can be a real douchebag

by killajem6000 March 26, 2017

douchebag

a 12 year old boy trying to impress his mother but trapped in a grown man's body.

that douchebag kept winking at my girlfriend while doing his karaoke cover of One Direction.

by cunninglinguistnyc January 14, 2015

Douchebag

Someone who thinks they're God's gift to the world and as I total wannabe artist with no fucking talent and any respect pretty much most Millennial guys

The biggest douchebags in the world are Justin Bieber, One Direction, those douchebags on Jersey Shore, and Channing Tatum

by CrotchDocter87 October 22, 2017