(n)someone who is a complete and total moron. one that tells jokes and is the only one laughing. one who brags about his dick being huge and then claims the average penis is 4 and 1/2 inches so he can feel high and mighty with his 5 inches. also known as jonathan.
by Bob1122334455 January 12, 2009
Get the [douche]mug. by JJ in North Shore May 28, 2008
Get the douchemug. 1.) The act of doing something negative towards another person, usually unintentionally.
2.) To flush the mold out of one's unused vagina.
2.) To flush the mold out of one's unused vagina.
1.) Hey thanks for telling my boss you saw me at the beach, you totally douched me.
2.) I knew whenever my grandfather was going to get lucky because I'd see grandma go out back in the woods to douche. She'd squat near my tire swing and flush herself out. It always looked like chunky vegetable soup coming out. I'd have a hell of time keeping my dog away from it for several days afterwards, but boy grandma would smell so clean and fresh.
2.) I knew whenever my grandfather was going to get lucky because I'd see grandma go out back in the woods to douche. She'd squat near my tire swing and flush herself out. It always looked like chunky vegetable soup coming out. I'd have a hell of time keeping my dog away from it for several days afterwards, but boy grandma would smell so clean and fresh.
by spleen2006 May 31, 2006
Get the douchemug. by Scratch DJ January 26, 2005
Get the douchemug. by Kevinsbaybii December 2, 2007
Get the Douchedmug. by smoochiesmoocherss July 23, 2005
Get the douchemug. A friendly pink elephant people see when theyve eaten too many mushrooms.Some say this is a figment of imagination that if you play with him he'll lead you into a subway and get you run over.
"Douche and I stayed up all last night playing hide and go seek, that cheeky devil.I lost him when he went into the subway though."
dealer kills stoner.
The End
dealer kills stoner.
The End
by Puppito June 11, 2006
Get the douchemug.