dookie crayon

Function: to describe the effects of feces leaving a toilet. In most cases, used as a simile.

1: marks left from a large turd while flushing a toilet.
2: the turd is the writing utensil while the white porcelain bowl is the canvas.

"Have you seen the women's restroom toilet? That huge turd must have stood up on end and scribbled on the bowl like a dookie crayon. It must not have been able to swim. It looks like it spelled out S.O.S."

by handshakedrugs June 30, 2004

dookie chute

where your dookie comes from

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

dookie bomb

when you walk into a public restroom, and someone has just taken a really big, smelly dump, and the smell permeates the entire facility

"Wow, that bathroom at work really stinks. It smells like someone set off a dookie bomb."

by renegade of funk July 26, 2007

Dookie cloud

The smell of gas that lingers in a spot long after the person who released it, let it go.

OMG! What's that smell? Its like I just walked through a dookie cloud.

by Lil Bit aka Daddys girl July 30, 2009

Hole in Dookie

It is better known as the act of taking a dump in a golf hole leaving the golfer a nice suprise

Dude i just done a Hole in Dookie on hole 18 what a shity way to end your game ha on the bottom nine

by grogan 342 May 27, 2009

Dookie Stew

The resulting concotion of a semi loose stool dropped in the toilet bowl. Usually after a night of hard partying and or Chinese Food. The brew tends to look like a brown watery mess with some lumpy burger in it...

Dude, after I partied late we hit the Chinese for some take out. Now I am fixing a batch of Dookie Stew.

by Lil Buhda March 31, 2008

Dookie's Law

The inevitability of mention of the band Green Day whenever a conversation about punk rock takes place. Usually derogatory towards the band.

"You know who's NOT punk? f&$king Green Day! They're such posers! They're such sellouts!"

"OO--Dookie's Law!"

by theeTSM May 27, 2014