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doctor whyy

Doctor Whyy did not do anything wrong yet.
by MyNameBetter June 15, 2021
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horse doctor

Someone whose solution to a problem is significantly more harmful than the problem itself. Similar to how in veterinary medicine with horses, the solution for a broken leg or ankle is often euthanasia.
Guy 1: “we ran in to a few minor setbacks on the project, but now Ryan wants to cancel the entire thing!”
Guy 2: “yeahhh, getting that guy involved is always risky. He’s a real horse doctor.”
by Telltalehart October 18, 2023
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doctor worm

a quack doctor who doesn't know what he's doing. Taken from the They Might Be Giants song
"Don't go to that hospital. It's full of Doctor Worms."
by rainking July 3, 2007
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Sloppy Doctor

A street drink primarily consisting of chocolate milk and gin. Sometimes mixed with bitters, tonic water or cranberry 7-up.
Can I get a round of Sloppy Doctors for the boys?
by chrispover December 27, 2019
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Doctor Dillamond

The talking Goat in the musical Wicked (about the Wicked Witch of the West and Glinda before during and after the Wizard of Oz)who is a professor at Shiz University. He eventually gets murdered and motivates the star, Elphaba to rebel against the Wizard.
Something ba-a-a-a-ad is happening in Oz!
-Doctor Dillamond
by Ruby Cleaver July 28, 2006
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Doctor Bojmir

The P.h.D certifed position of taking a romantic evening to nothing further than a handjob.
Yo' man, Alex is officaly a Doctor Bojmir its been weeks with only handrubs and no sexy time.
by playn2dend February 19, 2011
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skip doctor

A completely worthless product which is meant to take scratches out of cds and dvds by buffing the disc. When in all reality the buffing wheel actually scratches the shit out of the disc, but in a good kind of way. Therefore you end up with thousands of scratches on a disc that you were trying to remove one scratch from.
Does this skip doctor that you dropped $40 on really work? No, it actually scratches the shit out of the disc, but in a good kinda of way.
by chickenwingjr. May 5, 2009
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