Sloppy Doctor

A street drink primarily consisting of chocolate milk and gin. Sometimes mixed with bitters, tonic water or cranberry 7-up.

Can I get a round of Sloppy Doctors for the boys?

by chrispover December 27, 2019

doctor whyy

A very based artist

Doctor Whyy did not do anything wrong yet.

by MyNameBetter June 15, 2021

horse doctor

Someone whose solution to a problem is significantly more harmful than the problem itself. Similar to how in veterinary medicine with horses, the solution for a broken leg or ankle is often euthanasia.

Guy 1: “we ran in to a few minor setbacks on the project, but now Ryan wants to cancel the entire thing!”
Guy 2: “yeahhh, getting that guy involved is always risky. He’s a real horse doctor.”

by Telltalehart October 18, 2023

doctor worm

a quack doctor who doesn't know what he's doing. Taken from the They Might Be Giants song

"Don't go to that hospital. It's full of Doctor Worms."

by rainking July 3, 2007

Google doctorate

knowledge gained through Internet searches; used for those who know a lot about a topic but have no firsthand experience

Robert: This game requires at least 2 GHz of RAM. How do I know if my computer has that?
Bill: I don't know, let me use my Google doctorate.

Joe: What's more efficient, a CFL or LED?
Bob: LEDs.
Joe: How do you know that?
Bob: Google doctorate!

by GOOGPHD January 5, 2012

Doctor Bojmir

The P.h.D certifed position of taking a romantic evening to nothing further than a handjob.

Yo' man, Alex is officaly a Doctor Bojmir its been weeks with only handrubs and no sexy time.

by playn2dend February 19, 2011

Doctor Dillamond

The talking Goat in the musical Wicked (about the Wicked Witch of the West and Glinda before during and after the Wizard of Oz)who is a professor at Shiz University. He eventually gets murdered and motivates the star, Elphaba to rebel against the Wizard.

Something ba-a-a-a-ad is happening in Oz!
-Doctor Dillamond

by Ruby Cleaver July 28, 2006