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dodgeball

Incredibly feral game which many schools are now banning for some (presumably stupid) reason. I am, sadly,a victim of these decisions; thelast good dodgeball game I played was in 7th grade. Many variations of this game exist, but most of them involve flinging soft, medium-sized foam balls at one another on 2 sides of a line. Getting hit makes you 'out.' Occasionally, provisions are added to reverse the 'out' status, but they usually involve teamwork of some sort.
I felt that the dodgeball game, becoming more and more fast-paced and violent, was the pinnacle of physical education class. Then I felt the burning sting of the foam ball as I realized, "Don't think, MOVE!"
by zaphodchak October 16, 2003
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Dodge Intrepid

A full size sedan made by DaimlerChrysler from 1993-2004, part of Chrysler's LH platform. Sleek, aerodynamic design, drives like a sports sedan.
Chrysler should reintroduce the Dodge Intrepid back into Dodge's lineup -- maybe then they wouldn't be facing bankruptcy.
by intrepidnation January 27, 2010
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dodderati

The elderly set of people engaged in the task of getting older. The sheer bulk of Baby Boomers makes it fashionable to be a dodderati. See "doddering"
The baby boom generation will soon swell the ranks of the dodderati.
by Clinton Lewis October 18, 2008
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dode lash

To dode lash is to slap, or lash a person across the face with a penis. This may be preformed as a finishing move to oral sex, or to compliment a tea bagging. A good dode lashing is also commonly referred to as turkeyslapping.
" Boy, is she hot! I would love to dode lash her after class!"
by kingofBG September 19, 2009
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Dodge The Phonebook In The Dark

A game invented by my friends and i after a drunken night out where 2-6 players gather in a room with a phonebook turn the lights off and proceed to throw the phonebook as hard as possible in any direction you think somone is in ALWAYS results in injuries often bloodshed but always great fun highly recomended.
my personal injuries include welt on my shin, black eye, busted nose, cut over my cheekbone & large forehead wealt. thankfully my testicles have been able to Dodge The Phonebook In The Dark but my mates aren't so lucky
by K33N A5 September 29, 2009
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dodge rock

A game, like dodgeball, in which one Redneck individual throws a rock at other Redneck individual. The object is to not get hit by rock thrown by said Redneck individual.(Two Redneck children throws rocks at each other's faces) #yeeyee
by SexyBeast71101 September 15, 2016
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Dodge Triangle

A desired sexual act in which a partner kneeling behind the other, reaches underneath the legs gripping both the scrotum and erect penis of a male and then proceeds to pull them back until they face said partner. This forms what looks like an upside down triangle, with the testicles and penis. This formation is otherwise known as the dodge triangle. Once the triangle is formed, the partner then proceeds to perform many oral favors to the pleasure of the male intercourse partner. This process is akin to the pokemon lickitung going to town on your genitilia. A partner may also perform pleasantries on the bung hole whilst operating the dodge triangle, for an even better trifecta of greatness that includes your scrotum, penis and anus getting action.
Example 1: Berkley: It was Cameron's birthday yesterday.
Payton: Did you give him anything special?
Berkley: I gave him the dodge triangle.
Payton: That lucky bastard! He is lucky to have you! Jimmy bought a ring the morning after I gave him his first taste of the triangle.
Example 2: Dirk: Hey Cameron I heard it was your birthday yesterday. Get any special birthday blow jobs from Berkley?
Cameron: Nah fam even better.
Dirk: Better than a blow job? But legend has it that only one such act exists...
Cameron: The legends are true...She gave me the dodge triangle last night.
by Deep-Wang September 3, 2016
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