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Divide and Conquer

When a chick plays hard to get in the bedroom, so the dude/other chick has to fight to divide the legs, thus conquering funkytown.
Man Ashley, I haven't played Divide and Conquer for a whole two hours. I'm bout to conquer that action like Cortez and the Aztecs.
by Lazy Skank February 13, 2009
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Divine

Divine is the most ghetto girl you’ll ever meet. She is very very beautiful. If you have a friend named Divine keep her very close to you. Divine always comes to school high so if she acts crazy in the morning you know why. - her REAL FRIEND Ari:)
person 1: a girl came to school high today
person 2: that was probably Divine
by ari!!!! April 30, 2019
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divide by zero

1)When you eat something that doesn't agree with your digestive system. The digestive system then divides by zero and the apoopalypse ensues.

2)Can also cause one to blow chunks
Where's the nearest shitter? That hamburger I ate made my intestines divide by zero.
by j0n1 January 17, 2009
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divine

A sexy black ass nigga😈😈😈
Divine is better than ever
by Divinr March 16, 2017
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divine intervention

I.P. Flooder, I.P. Scanner, I.P. Bomber, E-Mail Flooder, E-Mail Bomber.

If I Wanted To Create A Lot Of Lag And Send It To A Persons I.P. Address, I Would Use Divine Intervention.
Which I Have Hosted At My WebSite.
by StillFallin.tk August 25, 2006
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divinelight

Someone that is hella pro when least expected. Someone who risks there life to get a symbol of divinity from a repair bot they dropped to divine intervention a shadow priest named eternam.
WOW THAT KID IS DIVINELIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That kid is so not divinelight. Madness? THIS IS DIVINELIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
by R I C K July 4, 2008
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Divine Shitervention

When you have to go #2 during an inescapable situation, and something happens that allows you to get to the bathroom.
Man, last night I was on the phone with my mom and I had to take a dump really bad. Thankfully, I had an incident of divine shitervention and her battery died.
by PantsMan.EXE July 5, 2011
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